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The Back Pew

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his...

alavahalf

Two eskimos...

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that ''you can't have your kayak and heat it.''...

Danonino

strange feet, anyone will notice?

Most boys at my age have big wide feet, mine are narrow and thin, plus i got short fingers. girls' feet are big feet next to mine. i don't go swimming because of 'em. i would love to wear sandals in...

sophie_1003

School days

What was the best activity you did or thing you learnt at school, particularly interested in first/primary age?

Garmard

Jeffrey Archer- And Therby Hangs a Tale.

Just bought the book on a whim....Any AB'er's read it yet? What is it like?

Connemmara

60 year old woman still look

As above what do you agree - if you have weight on you

dustypuss

To KILL or not to KILL

I have a large bluebottle flying around my house should I Squash it Spray it Or catch it and let it go out side Its FATE is in YOUR HANDS....

Messalina

Ice Cream

Nipping out for a 99. Does anyone want anything?

Bbbananas

Would you be offended if....

... someone yawned whilst you were making love to/with them?

Bbbananas

Scallops.

Love 'em, loathe 'em? (I mean scallops of the fish variety, not the fried sliced potato variety - as we call them in t'Fens). I am having some tonight, in cream & chilli. Yum. Aren't they...

Bobbisox

a thread dedicated to ttfn...Get well soon honey ♥

123everton

President of Germany resigns

The president of Germany has resigned for suggesting that the army could reasonably be deployed to protect German business interest. http://uk.news.yahoo....resident-ca02f96.html Even allowing for...

stokemaveric

quick joke....

a dog walks into an ironmongers ''id like a job please'' he said to the owner...''we dont hire dogs why dont you try the circus?''...replied the owner of the shop...''the circus?? now what would the...

ttfn

FAO askyourgran

Update on ttfn from her sister

EDDIE51

Cheapest possible funeral ?

I have no intention of letting the funeral directors get me , not that I am expecting to pop my clogs anytime soon. So I am looking for the cheapest posible legal cremation. So far I have established...

Dr_sweetlove

Come on you can do better than that

I have posted 3 questions now and have only been reported 3 times. Are you losing your touch then?...

supersuezy24

FAO MarkRae

..Just gotta say..you are very witty and quick with the smart responses :) Making me laugh here today :)...

bibblebub

The Hobbit - which director?

http://www.guardian.c...ts-guillermo-del-toro Guillermo del Toro has quit the project, so who should now take over? Terry Gilliam is one name that crops up, but, whilst I am definitely a fan of his...

Cockney Guy

Yahoo mail and smelly lookin character

I use a Yahoo email account and was wondering why I have to put up with an unkempt, smelly looking character every time I sign in. I'm not too clever with regard to advertising but I cant understand...