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pip.tipple

Anatomical name for a nostril please

trapped

At the next General Election

Will you start to queue 4 hours earlier to make sure you get a vote ????

netibiza

eg. Rescue vessel sounding like part of a ring? Answer: Ark 1. Confused - log on to a short advertisement? 2. Sounds as if it is partly a head? 3. Periodically comprised of aluminium, carbon, copper...

zzxxee

what is the most random saying you ca think of if you walk into a lift the doors shut

to make people look puzzled you could say " a sprout is an excellent pet" and walk out again can you do better????...

cupid04

battle of the sexes!

It is a well known fact that women can multi-task. Is there more than one thing a bloke can do at the same time?

docspock

Just had a fag and rum n coke in garden in the sunshine.

The blackbirds are chirping and Puss is making tea. Does it get any better. Who gives a monkeys who gets the key to No. 10. I know, there isn't a keyhole in No. 10. ( maybe an r'sole first)...

moonraker558

Here we go then!

Just to let you all know the nightshift has booked on so 12 long hours ahead. What shall we talk about through the night then?

NoMercy

Bargain !

Mohammed Al Fayed has sold Britain's most famous department store - Harrods - for the princely sum of £1.5bn. Cheap, or non?

wyzard66

The AB pub is now open

who wants a drink?

wyzard66

wyzards nightclub is now open

help yourselves to a drink and leave your money in the box provided because Im pissed. Also taking music requests......

olddutch

Got Any Fridge Magnet Funnies ?

Anyone let me have any fridge magnet funnies like those below ? Thanks "I'm not a complete idiot, some of the parts are missing" "Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance"...

bobjugs12

Good night all

I'm gonna be off shortly so wish me luck for tomorrow Love you all. Nighty night xxx...

5924

how can i got my boyfriend to be more phyical

by physical i mean like kissing and cuddling not like sexuall thigns we are both too nervous to mqke a move and i dont wantto scare him off...

Prudie

MPs who lost

No answers in politics so maybe some of you know- What happens to the MPs who were ousted, do they have their previous jobs to go back to or businesses to run, also the staff of their constituency...

Roughquest

Why do you get so much crap when you are shopping?

I mean stuff like useless money off vouchers on products you never buy, then you get the 20 questions "Do you have a Boots/Nectar card?" etc etc, does my swede in it does......when you just...

gene_hunt

Did you know that

When you buy two Bridgestone tyres you get two free. Fire up the quattro bolly......

Gromit

Wipeout for BNP

The BNP has suffered several defeats in the local elections. They have lost all twelve councillors in Barking and Dagenham, as well as its two councillors in Stoke on Trent, its two councillors in...

4getmenot

feb 06

'When i go to nightclubs I get alot of blokes grabbing my butt. Is there anyone out there that actually likes guys doing this? Do any blokes on here do this? It annoys the hell out of me and I dont...

boxtops

For those who may be able to see it.....

that there space station is scheduled over at 9.26pm, It's very cloudy here though, so I doubt I will see it in this corner of Kent, this time.

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