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Nay Lad

Stanley decided to lookup his friend Alf, who was a tight-fisted Yorkshireman. He found Alf at his bungalow in Huddersfield stripping the wallpaper from the dining room. Rather obviously, he remarked,...

sunny-dave

Andy Hughes' Testicles ...

Quite apart from the bizarre nature of the story ... please just note the author's name - has our much loved music journalist ABer got a new gig ?? http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/41658 I do...

starone

Another joke about senior citizens

THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD FARTS. A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the...

emmie

Andy Williams

has just passed away. We always watched his shows which were very family orientated. i always loved his voice, so it's very sad to hear this.

Caribeing

Congratulations Robbie and Ayda

Robbie Williams and wife Ayda, new baby girl named Theodora Rose. Plenty to entertain him now!

NoMercy

When was the last time...

You said, "Holy Sh1t!"? And why? :-)...

bibblebub

G4S

Anyone else watching the parliamentary committee question the G4S boss? What a cowboy company it is, a total con....

shooty

CLEAN LIMERICK

There once was a sculptor named Phidias, Whose sculptures by most were thought hideous, He carved Aphrodite, Without even a nightie, Which shocked all the fussy fastidious....

Jemisa

A Tough one...

over 12s..... The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack. His choice was a tough one because Mary had been...

ttfn

Happy Birthday Askyourgran

Hope you have a great day, gran, with a medicinal tot thrown in ;) ♥

postrophe

Greece

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Athens airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a...

ttfn

Please Be Honest With Me

at least one of these MUST apply to me tonight 1) I am unwell 2) I have been transported to a parallel universe 3) I have died and gone somewhere strange Awnsers on a postcard?...

Psybbo

AWT

Just watched an interview on RTE with AWT, very impressed, no excuses, no trying to blame the past for his crime (as he called it). Sat for 2 hours waiting for police (who were brilliant) to come. I...

madmick

In which city was Inspector Alan Banks born?

Thought this would be straightforward but I'm struggling. In the Peter Robinson novels what is the birth city of Inspector Alan Banks? Thanks very much for your help.

Psybbo

Any help with these calls chuck

Numerous calls from Kevin, an aggresive one from a woman about ppi who insisted I was due money back and if i wasn't interested I should give it to charity

rene1961

hi

Who is Mrs.Cormaki In the book Gregor the overlander?

joggerjayne

Telly Pants

The telly's a bit pants tonight, isn't it.

sp1814

Black women are uglier than whites, Asians, Native Americans...FACT

Satoshi Kanazawa from the LSE published his findings on a blog today which deals in a scientific study on attractiveness which rates black women as physically unattractive compared to other races....

biffo13

evening post

inland (6) ???o??

jd_here

Nick Knowles - Perfection

Does anybody agree that Nick Knowles is the most boring presenter of a quiz programme, ever?

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