It seems you can get instant quotes online for many things these days, from car insurance to funeral plans. But there's a snag. They all want your e-mail address and telephone number (and we know what...
Angie & Christine had met up for lunch in town & then a bit of retail therapy. Their conversation turned to cosmetic surgery. Angie said "did I tell you I am having a boob-job next month"? "You don't...
We have 8 parcels to send. Took them into local post office where we were asked what was in them. Please bear in mind we have used this post office many times and they know our faces. We told them...
My fishtank used to look dirty enough to clean every 2-3 months. I have recently moved it across the kitchen to near the window and now the glass becomes thick with green and brown algy every 2-3...
... who was taken to court by the parents of a child on whom he had performed the 'brit milah' it was alleged that he botched the procedure however, the case was dismissed on account of the evidence...
I have a friend who works with books coming up to her 60th birthday. Can anyone help with a funny book title I could put on her card. eg "Over the Hill" by R.U.Peaking I'm sure there must be something...
Adults Only ..... A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and puts the guy's dick in the clamp. He...
I was reminded of this by the post below about lines of longitude. There is an old riddle that says that if I walk a mile south, then a mile east (or west), then a mile north, I will be back where I...
Techie help, please! Sometimes when I'm recording something (usually a late night movie) on my panasonic viera tv, an onscreen '3 minutes to standby' message pops up, which I don't understand and so...
I use a Canon EOS.500D. Is it better to take all photos in RAW, or to take them in RAW&JPEG ? I do have Photoshop Elements 8, but I would like an explanation about which is the better to use....
I want to buy my husband a telescope for his birthday, i don't need anything mega expensive but I haven't a clue what to look for, any suggestions, thanks
Lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, 'What is your name?' 'I can't tell you,' the black man says. Every...
I posted on here about a bullfinch tapping on my windows and ended up having to close the shutters. Well, last Friday I was burgled (came across them in the bedroom) and I'm nearly sure that the fact...
My grandma's budgies are over at my house for 10 days, when ever I try to hold them they back away into their cage. Is there a way to tame them pretty quick, I understand budgies usually like only one...
A post on another question just made me think of this. Why do you never see dead birds (apart from the remains of those ravaged by hungry cats)? Surely the sight of a of bird that's popped it's cloggs...
