A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you...
This letter is from a non computer literate person. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. After connecting to internet we planned to...
I've been banned from McDonalds! A rather plump girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said “sorry about the wait”. I said “don't worry, you’re bound to lose it...
A German guy approaches one of the ladies of the night. 'I vish to buy zex vit shoo.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £50 an hour.' '..ist gutte, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky, ja?'...
Hi All Long time no speaky, sorry I only come around when I want help................ I have been advised to use a somewhat expensive (not really the crux of the problem) proprietary Phosphate remover...
I went to the butchers and asked him if he hadanything on special offer......
he replied "yes, I've got eight legs of venison"
"that will be too dear !" i said...
I've redecorated the bathroom in black & white. Mrs V bought new black and grey towels to match. I wanted a shower, and couldn't find a towel, so asked where they were. She said "there's grey...
Hi Guys, Can anyone help with a tip to get past the 3 steam switches in the steel mill. We can turn two off, but struggling with the third switch. I'm on the verge of throwing the game out the...
What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours? My brother walked into a Chemists shop and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The lady I was talking to said that she...
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital, after my wife had gone into labour, and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me. "Congratulations sir, you are the father of...
Can snyone please help with a few answers to this quiz. 1. It could smash Bricks on this road to fame. 2,. Embarrasing gear on a note. 3.Alive in it's hide. 4. Happy ending. 19. Tie up your boat dear...
THOUGH I HV BEEN ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS FROM THE SAME TOPIC BT PLZ DON'T GET IRRITATED AND ANSWER THIS QUESTION WID ALITTLE BIT OF MORE EXPLANATIONS. LET A,B,C.X,Y AND Z B COMPLEX NUMBERS SUCH THAT...
