Miranda Hart, a confirmed spinster in real life, but desperate for a partner in her comedy sketches, made me laugh when she said that she hated going to the cinema alone. She said that when she went...
...... to court for divorce the judge says "mr mouse, i understand from your statement that mrs mouse has buck teeth. i really do not see how that can be grounds for divorce" mickey replies "your...
10a two loves recalled in this european city [4] ?i?z 16a crested bird with ring round end of nose [6] ?o?p?e hoopee? 24a old fellow, clumsily, but useful as a cleaner [4] s?a? swab? 24d just a little...
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time for...
http://www.abergavenny-chronicle-today.co.uk/news.cfm?id=403&headline=Dog%20owners%20warned%20to%20be%20vigilant What sort of sick c*** would do this? I can only assume that these death sausages were...
A large two-engine train was crossing the north island of New Zealand. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half...
20d Mollusc needs the middle but removed - cook again! (6) ??R?D? 12a Iodine removed from haiaiiam beach is used as shell money (6) ?A?i?i 4d Fancy being hauled up before the foreign magistrate (6)...
I've been visualizing a bacon sandwich for lunch and I'm getting quiet hungry now
Any ideas on livening it up a bit, without dumping a load of salad on top ?...
5.How many times has Rory Mc Ilroy won the US Masters 41.Name the worlds deepest Ocean. I wish u a Happy, Healthy and Peaceful year for 2013. 44.Mac Larens is the local in which TV Sitcom 71.There are...
