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Didn't You Get

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual. "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get...

mrs_overall

Wild West Town

Does anyone else's home town turn into the Wild West tonight? We call it Black Eyed Friday as all the builders and associated trades finish work early and head for the pub. Some of the fights are...

magicmick

I Asked My Mate.........

...... in the pub last night did he fancy a game of darts 'He said oche'....

cran275

Inverness Courier Crossword

7d darling (6) m-n-o-

margarettom

Old Daily Mail Crossword

10a Old photo in colour positive with the framing (T---Y-E) 6d Writing about indefinite number in fine brotherhood (M---S) 14d She claims a reduced profit for unlicensed programs (S-A-E-A-E) I think...

Jemisa

At The Barbers...

A man walks into a barber’s shop and asks how many people are waiting to be served. ‘I’ve got three cuts and a shave booked this morning,’ replies the barber. The man leaves but comes back the...

robert551069

Presents Women Do Not Want

In the online edition of The Daily Telegraph today there a list of Christmas presents that women do not want. These are:- Sexy Santa underwear...Housecoat...Amy Childs vejazzled onesie...Plastic...

ros09

Xmas Quiz

1. originally classified as A or B, M has been added? 2.what links the supply of electricity between different countries? 3. what is the 4th on in this series - Ac Ai Am? 4. in which sport did Team GB...

wendilla

Is There Anyone There?

Is there?

tabbycat09

Today's Telegraph Quick Crossword 27,055

Please can anyone help 14 down showing holy respect 8 letters ?E?E???T thanks in anticipation...

anotheoldgit

Attention-Seekers And Damaging The Feminist Cause, Or Just A Bit Of Fun For A Worthy Cause?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2251006/Its-porn-Student-Hettie-Reed-stripped-charity-calendar-defends-harmless-nudity.html...

sandyRoe

As The Hours Tick Down To The End Of Days(According To The Mayan Reckoning, Anyway)...

...have you taken time to examine your life? Would you have done things differently? Any regrets? And finally, will experiencing 'The Rapture' be a painful experience?...

granny grump

Come Rain Or Shine - Children's Society Quiz

Please can you help with clues for the following? only number of letters for some questions 8. Informally a tornado 9. Projecting spikes in horse shoe to prevent the horse slipping on ice (5 5) 56...

bigmak9

Accident On A Round About

hi i was driving on a road and their was a roundabout i stopped saw a car go strait then another car following i went strait on the round about and i saw a car go strait but the car didnt indicate i...

Cruciformist

Injury Cut Short My Cricket Career...

I suffered a leg break.

puternut

Thieves

Just got home to find all the windows & doors open. ....... ....... They've taken everything....its all gone. ....... ....... The dirty, rotten thieives! ....... ....... What kind of sick minded...

parkie

Been Away

Hello Peeps. What's doing? I was taken into hospital last Friday morning with a suspected stroke. I've had a number of tests and scans but it was only this morning after an MRI scan that is was...

BlueToffee

Unsolicited Phone Calls

How do you handle them? If it's a survey, asking the how much they're paying usually gets rid of them, and telling them that all calls to this number are recorded for training purposes has the same...

suzifruit

Pmu Issue 52

20a lively ?a?m?t?t 23a one who accepts defeat with equanimity ?t?d ?n?o? 1d bad breath ?t?i?o?i? 2d alter a marching sequence ?s?n?e ?t?p any help much appreciated thanks in advance sue...

Bazile

Do You Recall The Big Freeze Of 1962 ?

It certainly is a good deal better nowadays ( although i appreciate that it depends where in the uk you are ) . I certainly remember awful winters as late as during the last two decades ; when for...

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