A man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with £10 notes. He thinks there must be at least five grand in it. He approaches the barman...
During a break in the rain this evening I took my dog out for its walk. On the way back it started to rain again and I took a short cut through a street I wouldn't normally use. I saw an old man lying...
1) Put down a motion (5) 2) Harpic more useful than shower gel in an American one (8) 3) Part of a flower on the table (5) 4) Lets everything slip away (7) 5)Causes a maiden to topple (4) 6) Ssssh (5)...
Tonight's sighting is 5 39 pm for 2 mins SSW departing S
Not very hopeful tonight but last nights sightings were amazing with the nearly full moon in view as it passed over....
The First Christmas Joke - and it's Scottish.......... A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your...
Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church. One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and that he would be staying with them. Little Johnny became very...
..and says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me, I keep thinking I'm a moth!" The dentist says "Im a dentist not a doctor, why did you come in here?" The bloke says "Well,...
The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night ... I told her I was looking for cheap flights ... "I love you!" she cried, then got all excited, unzipped my trousers and we...
16amanned the trenches when Kautos star blinded the rest [6] d?n??n 40a Jock set in glasgow [5] s?e?n 43a sounds like your granny is on the wing [4] n??i 62a no sup for Matt at the Britannia [5] ????n...
Hi Im doing the Ciaran Hancock Christmas quiz and Im stuck on the photos of the 4 business executives. I have uploaded it on picasa if anyone can have a look at this link and help me. Many Thanks...
