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Khandro
I went home by underground. Fell down a manhole and caught the last drain....
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BANANASPLITS
A vicar gets on a train. In his carriage is a group of five fine looking young ladies. To break the ice, the vicar offers round his bag of Werther's Original and then asks, "So, what do you young...
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DTCwordfan
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man...
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Ken4155
Can't believe it's fully 13 weeks until Pancake Day and the shops are already selling flour and eggs.
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BANANASPLITS
Our dogs been missing for 6 hours jumped over gate and gone. Ive looked up and down about 20 local streets and cant find him. I've just rang the wife who shouted at me "try looking harder"! So I've...
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fruitsalad
How do you plug yours in without leaving a window open?
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Patsy33
The thing I don’t like about shopping centers… When you see one, you’ve seen a mall....
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BANANASPLITS
People who use selfie sticks need to take a long good look at themselves !
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emmie
for the Brexit vote, Mrs May has her work cut out if this deal doesn't go ahead https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46497531...
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LadyCG
I'm hoping for a lightweight, fluffy dressing gown, some gin and perfume. How about you?...
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Patsy33
Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
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murraymints
John Lennon was murdered..remember that morning like yesterday....I was drying my hair getting ready to go to work when I heard the news on Radio 1..where were you ?
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BANANASPLITS
What do you call a nun who sleepwalks? A roamin' Catholic!...
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Spicerack
mmm. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6472095/Man-lied-victim-Grenfell-claimed-32-000.html...
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Ramjanxoc
1. How have your achievements and operational experience to date prepared you for this position? Please refer to the job description and to the essential requirements therein. (1500 characters max)...
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Togo
Well I hope that the windy spell has blown away my bad luck. Couldn't pick my nose for the last two weeks so hoping for a bit better this time. Some old favourites of mine out today and the N.H....
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albaqwerty
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's...
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Hopkirk
You were lucky
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Maydup
I was in Norwich on Thursday and at around 11am I noticed two people waiting on the pavement in suits, when 4 police motorbikes pulled up followed by a black estate BMW I think it was, which pulled...
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Patsy33
I just down loaded a pirate copy of Bohemian Rhapsody movie. Its a crap picture. I can see a little silhouette of man....

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