I have received a letter telling me I must give access to a Sky engineer cooming to fit a new dish on my neighbour's house. The neighbour has installed a large extension since the original system was...
I was telling a friend that lives on the other side of the world about my 3 yolk egg that I had the other day and she told me that the strangest egg she has ever had was one without any yolk at all....
Only for fun as it is quite a general way of working this out.... If you divide the no. answers you have given by the no. best answers you have been awarded in your profile what do you get? Me -2704 /...
Afternoon, Wikipedia is a wonderful thing sometimes. Here, for example, is a list of fictional drugs and medicines: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_medicines_and_drugs So here's a game:...
I served a customer in my workplace, she left the shop and had forgotten one of her items. It was a relatively small value, around £3. I set it aside should she return, 7 hours later she had still...
Apparently true, at least... ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is...
I bought a load of herbs the other day and put them in one of those plastic greenhouses. The coriander had sold out but the guy said there`s still time to plant it from seed so that is what I`ve done....
Flipping car racing seems to have been on all blooming day here. I am fed up with the vroom vroom vroom thats invading my sitting room and peace this wet Sunday afternoon. I cannot see the attraction....
Just got an invite through the post for a 50th birthday bash. It says... Audrey invites you to play a starring role at her 50th birthday celebrations. She's obviously going as Audrey Hepburn (her name...
I think my friend very nearly did just now. He popped around to see me and was telling me how he had been really busy all week decorating for his aunt. He told me all about the house, how beautiful it...
A year ago I had a 4x4 car running on the side of my car while I was driving on the main road. The 4x4 was coming from a small road and I clearly had priority. My car was wrecked enough that it would...