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A man was experiencing chronic infections so he took his urologist’s advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he came to, he was perturbed to see a large group of doctors...
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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George’s Day,“ commented the English man. "So we obviously decided to call him George”...
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“I went to the doctor because I was depressed over finishing crosswords too quickly. He told me not to get 2 down.”...
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I'm starting to learn sign language. ..I think it could come in very handy!
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Ive lost over half a stone on the Adam Ant diet. It's really easy...dont chew ever, dont chew ever.
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I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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Wun Hung Lo Chinese Restaurant Carry Out Menu MEAT DISHES 1. Bol Oxs..................Hot Meat Balls 2. Sur Kum Sihz.............Sausage Slices 3. Hol Mein Kok.............Scrag end encased in...
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An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says "I'll have the...
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i went to the doctor this morning “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”...
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Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep.
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i'm selling 50 reversible jackets on Ebay? I'm getting excited to see how they turn out.
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I have got into so much debt that I can't even afford my electricity bills, this is the darkest times of my life.
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I Started a new job today repairing escalators I've had a few problems to deal with but i suppose thats the ups and downs of the job!
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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world....
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I love pressing F5 on my computer. it's so refreshing....
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The wife decided we needed a new bed so I went online to buy one I mistakenly ordered a trampoline ...she hit the roof when she sat on it!
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Yes I'm sad I'm sitting here watching the banana splits 1968 nearly 50 yrs old and I'm still laughing at them good ol days...
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“I hate to have to tell you this”, said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice, “but you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease, we will have to quarantine you...
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I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the rubbish, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
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I'm starting a new job tomorrow at a ten pin bowling place..I reckon this will be right up my alley!...

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