A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog...
Well IMAGINE Lennon getting the job. He Would only be on BORROWED TIME says JEALOUS GUY Mowbray, but one suspects he`s playing MIND GAMES. After all it was POWER TO THE PEOPLE, who did not STAND BY...
that got your attention........... A friend of mine has fibre optic cable from virgin installed in his flat . However Virgin are insisting that he needs a phoneline as well. That's £12.50 for...
I found my 22 year old sister and 14 year old brother in bed together. She had her arms round him and everything. She said they were watching a film together and he fell asleep in her bed and that she...
two old timers sitting on a bench in the park, Bill said, i feel terrible today Alf, aches and pains everywhare, Alf replied, i feel like a six month old baby today, Bill amazed said how come, well...
Why is Jesus, today, considered a great teacher? Most of his teachings (as recorded in the canonical gospels) are pathetic and you just wouldnt live by them in the 21st century. No one fully accepts...
I'm 75 next month so I'm now entitled to a free tv license. Had two identical letters this morning informing me that I am due a refund, one quotes £23.75 and the other £43.54, interesting...
I have just been awarded the 'A single person in the Work Related Activity Group' rate of employent support allowance but forgot to ask how long it lasts for Can't find how long on direct.gov website...
random drink and drugs test today at work. I tested 0.00% in the alcohol breath test and absolutely no sign of drugs whatsoever in the urine test. I will have to have a word with my dealer about this...
This is disgusting why don't they move it onto Channel 5 or somewhere, it seems Wednesday is now a permanant football night
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It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and the host first asked the Hungarian contestant: "Complete this line of a song and spell your answer - Old MacDonald...
My mother has not yet got the Internet on her computer. She is now considering having it installed. Short of suggesting my provider, can anyone suggest who they consider is the best provider around...
I have recently upgraded to Firefox 3.6 , when I select File>send link it gives me the choice of sending it by Googlemail or Yahoomail & the option to 'choose application' I want to use Hotmail...
I don't know what it's called but when I go to compose a new email in Hotmail the bar below the subject line , where the text size etc is , is greyed out . How do I get it to work again , it used to .