A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke" The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?" The bear says, "I've had them all my life."
My new laptop came with Norton pre-installed , I'm going to uninstall & install AVG but is uninstalling it from the control panel enough? I've heard that it still infests your system after that . Also...
I've just bought new laptop running Vista premium which won't run Ghost 2003 ,is there anyway round this ? Thing is my old laptop running XP died & I have a ghost backup on an external drive from...
I've just done a fresh reinstall of XP & although the patch I used seems to have worked - in that it passes the genuine advantage test & allowed me to download &install all the updates it still says...
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning where her Daddy is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. Father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is...
There seems to be continual controversy over the plural of the word 'mouse' - as in computer mouse. Most people seem to be content with 'mice', while a few who don't see it as a real, proper mouse are...
how can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge............footprints in the butter how can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge...........you cant shut the door how does an elephant hide...
I need to buy 1stick of DDR2- 533 memory for a Dell PC. On the Dell website they have it for ?30 . Seems a bit pricey to me , can I get the same elsewhere cheaper or do I have to buy Dell equipment...
I used to receive an email from answerbank when someone had posted an answer to my question however this seems to have stopped. Do I need to somehow change my settings or has it been a change by...
Hi I was in college the other day and we were talking about festivals. One of the women in my group said that she once sent a christmas card to someone with a picture of a robin on it and they sent it...