Mr Smow - well, I only have to casually say something like oh the toaster needs replacing as one side doesn’t work , and instead of waiting for us to choose a new one together there will be a knock on...
Yesterday I was looking at some old photos of both Caspar and Sally...when they were in their prime. I just started crying...i felt so damn sad not having them here. On top of that, I sometimes have...
When I gave my date of birth the tone of the woman I was talking with changed. It was condescending, as though she was talking to an idiot.
Anyone else experience this?...
Three friends married women from different parts of the world... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the...
As many of you know we are in the slow process of renovating our entire house. We have built three extensions on the house, the largest of which is a big open plan kitchen / diner / living space out...
Wickes delivered 8 bags of compost, 4 of gravel, 30 smallish slabs (to the front door). Asked the three blokes to carry it the 35-ish metres to the bottom of the garden, which they did. Lobbed them...
I just have to have my occasional rant about this dreadful 'entertainment' that is still being shown after thirty (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) years. Honestly, I know its cheap TV, but just how funny can a...
How apt that the blandest Dr Who ever has the blandest ever edition of Who Do You Think You Are, usually one of my favourite series. I’d say that I can’t wait for her to be replaced as the Time Lord,...
I am due to go to a funeral on Wednesday. There seems to be confusion about how many can attend. We are currently allowed 15 attendees, but some parts of the internet are saying 30 will be allowed in...
1. I am still on reduced hours. 2. I have loads of annual leave to take, and my first A/L starts next week. 3. I can get my left foot back into my size 5 shoes and no longer have to wear flips flops....
Is moaning a direct result of an increase in number of things that deserve a good moan, or is moaning directly proportional to advancing years? I find so much more to moan about, and my beloved Mrs T...
A rabbit walks into a Newcastle pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese...
In spar this morning two young women and one bloke about mid twenties. No masks on. I said they could buy masks here about 75p. Young girl replied, " I'm exempt, I have anxiety" What, all three of...