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tonight myself and mrs harris who has just returned from hunting wild buffalo with her bare hands in zambia were engaged in a game of strip balancing spoons, i repeatedly failed to balance any and had...
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do you like them? i dont like my toes
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apparently right at the end of series 6 someone in a car pulls up and asks jack to get in, jack is shocked to see them any ideas on who it might be?
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when was the last time you got on a bus and a huge lady with several tonnes of shopping sat down beside you crushing you against the window with a bottle of toilet duck stabbing you in the ribs around...
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are there not more important things in life than whinging and bickering about the colour and texture of pixels on a screen on some obscure website within the vast cyber universe? i dont like the sport...
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hi ed mwah etc would it be possible to have a sub section within animals dedicated to the Nigerian goat? it is my favourite animal thank you
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when is the last time you ate a rich tea biscuit?
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i had a problem this evening with my sky plus box and upon ringing sky i was put through to a man of asian origin whose grasp of the english language is very poor, he did not have the faintest idea of...
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what is the most annoying sound in the world for you? thats mine ^
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can i just point out that the bobtheturkey on ab is not me i am a duck these days thank you
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between bungle and pc plum
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would you most like to sit in a soup ladle with, while playing marbles with, while singing along to the proclaimers first album, while wearing a magnolia cat suit and eating a cheese and beetroot...
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do you have a favourite? or do you use any random spoon?
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is it too early to wear my tight white tennis shorts?

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