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does the noise you make when you sneeze in public vary in any way from the sneeze noise you produce when alone
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is somewhere around the 1.8% mark, i think my mother still likes me though, how did you do?
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hoping for a new record of no cards for the seventh year running, do you think this might be because people think i am so popular they dont send a card as they think theirs will get lost among the...
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. . 2 amoebas in the classic 69 position
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i was referring to whiffey not you but if the sexual organ fits..... why are you all so easily agitated in here? :) i have not seen this much agitation since a dose of shingles infected the golden...
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have you ever been less than 6 feet away from a goat?
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eventually made it to the athletes village after being chased by a giant panda, a wonderful chef called wang wan in is cooking me a chinese hotpot later and the orange bucket is resting atop a bamboo...
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had a bit of trouble getting my orange bucket through customs but i made it
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i am ireland's sole representative in the synchronized swimming competition, also i have packed some nails hammer and barbed wire in a bid to win the fencing tournament
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if one murders someone and is convicted is the other one a criminal too? do they cut a hole in the cell wall and let the innocent one live outside?
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not much it seems, back to grand theft auto 4 for me have a good one pixellers
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answer rugeleyboys question in suggestions topic please
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few months ago he got married to miss Ireland, today he joined Liverpool and got a 20 grand a week pay rise to now earn 80k per week, its a hard old life
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the more you ask for the underlining to stop the less likely this is to happen. bob the grasshopper ps i like it
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was yesterday on countryfile, bill giles gave john craven some of those weather symbols that he used to stick on the weather map before the invention of computers and john looked genuinely pleased, do...
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but making jokes about cancer is a bit too much
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in your school days did you like underlining words in your jotter with red pen? i know i did, i used to decrease the size of the lines under the word smaller each time which gave a very nice visual...

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