not a huge fan but good to see that an Irishman could well be winning the open for a second year in a row, we get everywhere :), any man that wears pink trousers deserves to lose.
its the lead maid in my residence birthday today, i got her a wind up radio for use in the servants quarters, a new iron and an increase of 25p in her allowance to go out with tonight, i am a generous...
i know you have all been anxiously waiting on whether i got a new toaster or not so i am happy to announce a fantastic 4 slice 32 valve twin turbo toaster with alloys was purchased today
i can't watch tv without subtitles despite having good hearing i can't eat without reading something my favourite flavour of crisp is ready salted i have never been drunk is anyone out there who is...
i am having a bonfire in the field next to my house tomorrow as various bits of unbinable (is that a word?) rubbish has built up ie remains of various body parts, the added bonus is that the wind is...
my tiny brain cannot process any more than 3 (1) Jeremy Clarkson on tonight's top gear claims that sarah jessica parker looks like a boiled horse, i tend to agree (2) who would win a fight between...
anyone else watch this? it is a great series of programmes were they pit various great animals against each other in a fight using mechanics and computer generation to decide who would win, yesterday...
