Can't believe it....i got the sack today on my first day at work as a cricket commentator. My opening gambit was, "i don't want to bore you with the details,...
Is it too late for a game of "I've Never ..."? Or is it too early? Say something you've never done. You only score if everyone else HAS done it. If there is anyone else who has also never...
Initially, i came on here to find the answers to crossword puzzles (namely the MOS - thanks Lie-in-King et al) and then i found that i could give answers to people's questions as well (only once,...
before I have to bang your heads together!! What the hell is going on tonight with everyone arguing like 10 year olds!! I'm right, you're wrong, he said that, she said that. Aaaaaarrrrgh, can people...
Or does anyone else think Stephen Fry is a bit of a fraud. Having watched QI earlier it reminded me of a comment my mate once said to me - 'isn't he a genius?' Whilst i don't doubt that he is...
What would you people advise to alleviate boredom till Top Gear tonight. I'm trying to avoid contact with my family as much as humanly possible as they get right on my tits! I may go onto News and try...
.......to my best mates and neighbours K and S who have just had their first child, baby E who came in at a whopping 8lb+........ K came came round tonight all proud and overjoyed (E is a girl: any...
An antelope was asked to go to a dance. She bought a new dress and necklace for the dance. Then she had her horns and hooves done. Since she lived alone, she struggled to dress herself. Running late,...
Or do we just silently fade into oblivion till there's nobody left? Either way ill do one for tonight!
Goodnight everyone ive had a fab time and it was great meeting all of you....
I'd just like to say to the old man on crutches wearing a camouflage jacket who stole my wallet earlier today
you can hide................. but you can't run...
Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story? Here's an example: Oh John please don't touch me at all Oh John please don't touch me Oh John please don't...
Paddy took his gold fish to the vets and told him that it keeps having epileptic fits. The vet said "well it looks alright to me" Paddy said "wait a minute and I'll take it out of it's...