a lady is pregnant in hospital and the nurse comes to her and says i have got some good news and some bad news,what is the bad news says the lady,the bad news is its ginger,whats the good news says...
Hi. i was wondering if someone could translate the following into Welsh for me: "Living is easy with eyes closed" (from The Beatles 'Strawberry fields forever') an online translation service...
There was documentary on BBC2 showing a load of pensioners, the "Zimmers" recording the Who song "Talking bout my generation". Does anyone know the title of the program or if it will be repeated?
A. Enter into your girlfriend from Back, Hold her hair, give a good thrust and whisper in her ear "Your sister is better than you in bed". Now try to hold for 8 seconds.
a man has six children and he keeps calling his wife "mother of six" no matter where they are ,,and this really irratates her,,,one night at a packed party ,,,the husband is looking for his wife to go...
A 75 year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75 year old man...
A woman gives birth after a gruelling 24 hours in labour. When the kid finally arrives, he is whisked away by doctor. The doctor comes back 20 mins later and tells the woman "I have some good news and...
A woman sees a sign outside a petshop "F*nny licking frog here today!" Curious, she enters the shop and asks about the frog, "Oh yes madam, just go into the back of the shop." says the assistant. She...
Where is the virgin tropical island of Buka? Where is Anatolia? Where is Ulster? Where is jutland? Where are the Tyrolean Alps? Sorry, but there is no listing for Geography in 'answerbank'.
A couple go to the doctor, the doctor asks the husband if he can talk to him in private. He tells the husband that there's been a mix up in his wife's test results and they don't know if she's got...
