Mike and Dave playing golf one afternoon, when a hearse and half a dozen funeral cars go by. Mike stops playing, takes his hat off and bows his head. In disbeleif Dave turns to him and says ' In 30...
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar...
Who was the winner of the 2003 Nordic Light Open womens tennis singles.
Anna ********* and it's not the official name which is Smashanova.
Sunday Mail Xword 26 across.
*I*T*L*S*
Maybe a married name?
News from London: The latest craze with clubbers is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and drink it out of a straw. Experts are now warning of the dangers of minge drinking.
There was a fisherman named Fisher Who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, Pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher
Did you see his goal last night? Amazing, watch this and tell me does it remind you of any other goal you can remember?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5AoHCJ7Fq7s
I'm finally finished work, and I'm off down the pub. Last pool match of the season tonight away in Sandy. No doubt it'll involve a couple of bevvies if anyone fancies it.