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Stephen Fry Joke On Qi

On QI tonight they discussed Christmas cracker jokes. The best was:- Question. What do you call Santa's little helpers? Answer. Subordinate Clauses....

Jemisa

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a...

joko

End Of The World Preppers ... What Now?

Do you feel sorry for them for being so blind and gullible? Or do you just think theyre idiots that should have known better and deserve all the heartache they get? i heard stories during the harold...

ilovemarkb

Parvo

seems to be varied opinions of survival rate in puppies with this condition? anyone have any experience or info statistics etc?

marval

Zoo Christmas

The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the gnu. If the gnu's ears were forward, that meant a successful, joyous year was...

mintymow

Orchid

My orchid has lots of aerial roots, do I have o keep them all?

hammerman

More Turkey Advice Needed.

Our xmas dinner is on Boxing day this year when the kids and grandkids will be over and we'll be having turkey. I plan to get one of the bigger Tesco frozen turkey's that is around 6kg or serves 11-14...

missprim

Deorations

Apologies if this has been asked before but do you put decorations up at Christmas time, lights, tree etc? If you don't, do you mind if I ask why? This years I haven't bothered because I just am not...

Cmitchell

Last Rant Of The Evening!!!!

Adverts appearing here for Pandora "Jewellery"!!! If ever there was a phantom brand!!!!!! Grrr....

sir.prize

What Is This Man On . . .?

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg backs calls for a royal commission to consider decriminalising illegal drugs . . .

cupotee

Present For Grandsons Fiancee.

Hi, Any one have ideas to buy for a 27 year old lady. I am totally stuck on what to give her for christmas. As a last resort I can get a voucher, but its not really a present to open on Christmas...

losgigs

Too Honest??

Just had a box of wine wrongly delivered to us from Laithwaites. There was no name on it, just address. (Our road,Tonbridge). Quickly realised that we hadn't ordered any wine, so looked at label which...

Ann

Off His Trolley?

I'm speechless (for once :)) Just been in Morrisons, very packed shop and I had my trolley stationary at my side while I looked along the shelf for some dried fruit. Suddenly I was rudely awakened...

merton69

Weight Loss From The Buttocks Area.

Hello all. My wife is desperate to lose weight around her buttocks. She goes running twice a week with additional exercises, but continues to fail in losing the fat content around her backside and the...

Frogears

A Quick Bit Of Advice On Christmas Drinks Needed Please

I have never had these and want to know what your opinions are on Bombay Saphire Blue Gin Bacardi Gold Tequila (Gold/silver or normal?) What are they like, what would you mix with them, hangover...

tiggerblue10

Worst Week In A While

Firstly Tigger became ill on Thursday night and she's been at the vets all weekend. I'm hoping to bring her home tomorrow. Then earlier on this evening my mum, Little Tigg's and I spent 2 hours at the...

beegeebee

Slow Typing

Grandson used computer. Now have to press and hold key for almost 1 second before letter registers on screen! Help please!

SpikeyBush

Gangnam Style

Tesco reported that the Gangnam-Style craze has lead to a surge in demand for Korean food. So that explains why I haven't seen any stray dogs for a while....

Brinjal

Baby bird

This morning I rescued a baby bird from my cat. It seems quite ok I put it in a cage and out under a tree to see if its parents came but so far nothing. I have started feeding it worms and pronutro...

Groupie

When I Was Young

I always thought a bowl was for a haircut

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