What do you do when a relative buys you an Xmas present that you really don't like? Such as an ornament/vase/picture that they would expect you to put on display but you can't stand it, or it just...
Does anyone remember the name of the Manager, in a football world cup tournamant , quite a few years ago now ; who at the start of the tournamant had black hair ; but by the end he had gone totally...
mr Spikey loves liver, onions and bacon with mash and gravy, and grilled kidneys with his Saturday cooked English breakfast, and if his mum phones and says shes made real faggots, he'll drive a 40...
Every year there seem to be news stories ahout councils forcing cart horses to wear nappies. How many town does this hapen in? Has it made any differnece to the poop count?
Usually tablet medication is taken with water .
However , is there any reason why you should not take them with , for example , Juice / tea / coffee /pop ?...
Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of the dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the...
There was a mention on here a little while back about the 12 young backbirds who were found dead, and foul play might be suspected. It now appears that it was alcohol poisoning - sad, but amazing,...
I've been living abroad in Spain for the last (almost) 2 years. Most things are great, I have a house I share with someone, and I have a job that pays decent wages. I have friends. My family are in...
A relative died recently and in his will he left a certain house to his sister. The balance of his estate which comprised of a house, small holding, vehicles and other equipment he left to his...
And throughout you can see the guys in the front of the steam engine shoveling coal into the engine, she reckons that the old steam trains used to run like this and i cannot believe that one man can...
After getting married Ttfn & Moony go off to bed. As soon as they settle down, Moony leans over and whispers softly "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for...
She actually said to me as we were having the sunday roast "Riding horses, donkeys, camels and any other animal should be made illegal and why are we bullying animals that are smaller than us...
A Jewish family invited their gentile neighbours for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is matzoh ball soup." On seeing the 2...
Sorry this made me smile. Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason, but lied...
You when you started the menopause? On average the ladies I have spoken to started it at 51 I still have no signs of it and I'm 55 is this a good thing or not I wonder