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NoMercy
I nearly amputated my little finger today.... forgot to move it out of the way when I shut the car door. What's peed you off today or made you wince?
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Bobbisox
Let's take a trip down memory lane together... your first day at school or even earlier your best friend, and the games you would 'sing' to, Bonfire Nights Sunday School the first 45 record you...
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tamborine
Am 30%! http://chavstest.com/...
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Steve.5
Mine was The original Soundtrack by 10cc
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dothawkes31
Hi, I've just got home from work and turned the tele on and all the channels 1 -8 have disapeared, I;ve gone into the DTV menu and channels and manually and auto searched for them but they are still...
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teddybe
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xxGiGixx
did he get lucky LOL! And before i get stick, am only askin after someone who welcomd me.
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docspock
Where do I get an entrance form for X Factor ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFeDNvcqlPg&feature=channel...
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Steve.5
What is your favourite Beatles song?
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puss_boots
Does anyone else have a husband/partner who constantly moans and groans whilst you are watching programmes you like but he doesn't, but don't you say a word whilst he is watching what he...
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tinkerbell23
why r they wearing same clothes as last night!? x lol
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docspock
groan, load of no hopers wanting to break free from the daily grind by singing. Goodness me, why do we revere singers so much. I wouldn't pay leona lewis out in soiled nappies.
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koster
There's a TV ad with two blokes going "green army". Last night I was on the last train of the night and there were drunk people going "green army". What is this?...
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docspock
is a scruffy short arsed little tosser.
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janzman
Wife says to husband 'We could save alot of money if we got rid of the second car and you rode a bicycle to work' Husband thinks a moment and says'If you took it up the @.se and let me com on your...
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tabbycat09
I recently had a new fridge installed and was given conflicting advice about how long to wait before switiching it on. Engineer who installed it advised waiting 6 hours, but the manual stated 8 hours....

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