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And you think P.C. is new ?

Enjoy.. It's only 1957 after all and things have deterioated, without the humour, since.
10:52 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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Is Everone waiting for the Honour

Of being the 1,000th contributor to these hallowed pages ? I'll accept 999 as it's what I did in my previous life...
10:37 Sun 01st Apr 20123 answers, last by Bumpkin_Clumber 17:31 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES

With apologies to our Chinese subscribers. WARNING ---- THIS THREAD IS NOT P.C. READ THEM ALOUD UNTIL YOU ARE WORD PERFECT That’s not right ! Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive ? Hu Yu...
10:21 Sun 01st Apr 20123 answers, last by marval 15:42 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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Spelling Errors by Officialdom, Anyone got any to contribute ?

Try this one for starters http://www.bbc.co.uk/...england-kent-15011392 or how about this, I know Welsh is a bit awkward sometimes with its Ll's Ch's, Mutations etc but 364 versions of the same town...
08:41 Sun 01st Apr 20121 answer, last by vulcan42 10:44 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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Wakey Wakey - In the words of Billy Cotton

Good morning world and especially ABers.. It's fine outside, a nice glow in the sky to the east. Time you were all up and about readying your April Fool jokes (Must have a look at the Jokes Topic)....
05:39 Sun 01st Apr 201226 answers, last by murraymints 18:05 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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The midges are about

Ouch, they have a birthday today... one bite on each ankle and 2 on my arms... good job I have got cloven feet (Despite my wife used to say when she called me a daft old goat or a bloody devil) I dont...
22:44 Fri 30th Mar 201211 answers, last by commoner 06:25 Sat 31st Mar 2012
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An old Copper

This joke is as old as me if not more,,, An old copper, Pc Hardy, was on his beat one night when he saw Johnny cycling towards him, his front lamp was flashing on and off. Just as Pc Hardy was about...
00:53 Fri 30th Mar 20126 answers, last by mrs.chappie 16:07 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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Paging through threads and a couple of other minor things

I haven't thought this through fully but you will get the giste. How about moving the paging option from below the box "Best answer" to above it so that it is on screen instead of having to...
07:21 Thu 29th Mar 201215 answers, last by vivandorron 13:46 Thu 29th Mar 2012
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THANK YOU ALL

Just a brief thank you to all ABers - my wife of 8 years died suddenly at home in the early hours of last Tuesday morning. I was Ok at the time, my old training kicked in and I went into auto-pilot...
18:53 Wed 28th Mar 201278 answers, last by LoftyLottie 10:04 Fri 30th Mar 2012

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