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EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,' . . . I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,' . .. . replied the...
13:12 Tue 10th Apr 20123 answers, last by owdhamer 22:12 Sun 15th Apr 2012
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Care of the green grass

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered .. . . It was...
13:09 Tue 10th Apr 20126 answers, last by marval 15:43 Tue 10th Apr 2012
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Baby's fist visit to the doctor.

Baby's First Doctor Visit This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile! A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first...
13:07 Tue 10th Apr 201213 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:38 Tue 10th Apr 2012
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Problem with youtube videos and firefox

Can anyone please help? I seem to be unable to watch some of the videos on youtube. A box comes up saying "Your browser does not currently recognise any of the video formats available." What...
17:12 Fri 24th Feb 20121 answer, last by Buenchico 18:35 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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Purina Diet!

MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO (an American Pet Food Shop) Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Shiloh , the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when...
21:10 Sun 12th Feb 20124 answers, last by venator 08:33 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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Funeral Expenses?

FUNERAL EXPENSES: A WOMAN AND HER EVER-NAGGING HUSBAND WENT ON VACATION IN JERUSALEM. WHILE THEY WERE THERE, THE HUSBAND PASSED AWAY. THE UNDERTAKER TOLD THE WIFE, "YOU CAN HAVE HIM BURIED HERE...
20:59 Sun 12th Feb 20123 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 08:33 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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Do you agree re. the UK? Worth reading!

This is truly worth reading. Mahfooz Kanwar, PHD, is a Sociologist and an Instructor Emeritus at Mount Royal College . This very wise, educated gentleman is a first generation Canadian whose parents...
14:38 Tue 24th Jan 201211 answers, last by pa___ul3 15:45 Tue 24th Jan 2012
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The Princess and the Frog

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant...
12:33 Fri 20th Jan 20126 answers, last by Carakeel 17:15 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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Master Chef Ratter?

My darling ratter15 just cooked his first roast dinner! He cooked breast of lamb with red cabbage, roasties, peas, parsnips & gravy. Was absolutely delicious!!! Anyone done breast of lamb and has...
21:08 Sat 07th Jan 201221 answers, last by Carakeel 12:05 Sun 08th Jan 2012
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BOOBOO's new Boots!

You have to watch this, it is sooo funny! Enjoy! ...
10:14 Sat 07th Jan 201216 answers, last by pastafreak 22:02 Sat 07th Jan 2012
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Happy Birthday to my ratter15?

Well, my ratter still seems to be suspended, which in all honesty I find a bit harsh (10 days already!), to say the least! Despite this, I would like to wish him a Happy Birthday! He has had a lovely...
23:27 Wed 28th Dec 201150 answers, last by RATTER15 23:04 Tue 03rd Jan 2012
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Oh dear, where is my ratter15??

Dear ABEd, he is going to have withdrawal symptoms, I just know it!! He will be impossible to live with, will be pacing the streets with the dogs in tow and driving me around the bend!!! Not to...
22:57 Sun 18th Dec 201135 answers, last by Carakeel 19:57 Mon 19th Dec 2011
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Does the cat know the truth?

A wise and no doubt atheist kitty cat here! Probably thinking "What a load of tosh!" lol
11:08 Sun 18th Dec 20115 answers, last by Carakeel 13:21 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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And a Merry Christmas to all of our AB friends!

I have posted this in here and in "Religion", so as not to miss any friends out. Hope this puts a smile on your face!
11:02 Sun 18th Dec 20114 answers, last by craft1948 23:09 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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Problems with Facebook message.

On Facebook, I keep getting a little message coming up that asks me if I want to remove a script and then says “A script on this page is causing internet explorer to run slowly …”...
16:27 Sun 06th Nov 20112 answers, last by Carakeel 16:59 Mon 07th Nov 2011
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What funny childhood memories do you have?

My wonderful 6’3” father was an actor / singer and a very funny, loving man. I remember he was trying to teach me how to flip crêpe pancakes in our newly painted kitchen one day. Mum...
19:11 Mon 17th Oct 20117 answers, last by chrissa1 20:58 Tue 18th Oct 2011
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What type of collar do you prefer for your dog?

Hi everyone! I am currently making a load of dog collars and was wondering what type of dog collars do our answerbank doggy people prefer: Fixed collar, soft slip collar (martingale collar), chain...
19:43 Wed 12th Oct 201123 answers, last by jamesthomes 09:23 Wed 26th Apr 2017
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The Government Symbol

Thought some might agree with this ... lol ... http://i1098.photobuc...egovernmentsymbol.jpg...
08:52 Fri 30th Sep 20114 answers, last by bibblebub 09:33 Fri 30th Sep 2011
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What right have they to do this?????

This kind of thing really disgusts me and makes me so angry with the politicians in Israel who think they, the Israeli, are above everyone else!! http://www.imemc.org/article/62115...
22:20 Mon 26th Sep 201125 answers, last by Philtaz 22:38 Tue 27th Sep 2011

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