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....getting burnt porridge off the inside of a saucepan a pink or blue job?
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The Mrs wanted some lippy among other things for her birthday next week. Went into John Lewis & went to the appropriate counter, got the lippy & I mentioned I could do with some moisturizer to the...
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Heart FM, pancake day quiz. Presenter: What is French for pancake? Caller: This must be the hardest subject in the world. Is it "le pancake"? I'm gobsmacked:-)...
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I needed 18 screws to fit handles on my new wardrobes. I found that they only sell them in packets of 17 grrrrrr. Why 17? I had to buy 2 packets of course:-(
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...just picked my 1st PSB of the year. Forced rhubarb should be ready for the weekend:-)
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They're back:-)
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Victoria Coren's chairing Only Connect....yay
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...debate on moving staircases is escalating....
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I've just had a flyer from a Polish restaurant pushed through the letterbox. The delicacies on the menu include. Sauerkraut & mushroom dumplings. Potato pancakes & sauce. Polish cabbage stew. Happy...
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....friend of mine keeps some meat in the boot of his car. He says it's his spare veal.....
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Tickets have just arrived for a live performance of Sorry I Haven't Clue....yayyyyy...
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.....better than cold bananas & custard to finish off a meal...
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It was our birdgroup's annual visit to Derwent Dale to look for raptors. We got 6 buzzards, 2 peregrines, 2 kestrels, 4 sparrow hawks & 3 goshawks, where a pair were displaying. All-in-all a good...
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found this on youtube....some lovely harmonies & a Robert Fripp guitar solo...
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My car's passed its MOT with no advisories:-)))))))))))))))
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When your Mrs is on her knees & you get all masterful with her, make sure she hasn't just put a handful of almonds in her mouth.....eeekkk...
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11:30am BBC R4 this morning. I wont be listening cos it's sh1te, but I think tonytav will be tuning in.
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Last week 2 robbers (1 armed with a pistol) decided to rob our local post office. What they didn't know was the postmaster is a keen golfer. They soon realised what a big mistake they made when he...
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An Italian has just made a lasagne without onion?????
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Make sure you watch tomorrows edition. I watched it in 2011 & remember chunky-Charlotte has a hissy fit when her partner gets a wrong answer. The hosts rip the p1ss out of her....

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