Lol, they`ve got to be the thickest feckers ever, camera panning up and down them clocking what clothes and trainers they`re wearing.
How long before they are caught?...
Phone call today. (names have been changed to protect the stupid) Caller: Can I speak to Mr A Smith? Me: He doesn't live here. Caller: Can I leave a message? Me: No, he doesn't live here. Caller: Do...
Melanie Philips and Max Hastings have laid the blame for the recent riots on the 'liberal intelligensia'...but I've been thinking... Shouldn't we look at British society and ask ourselves, "Have...
I recall being informed may years ago that when Royalty made one of its visits to an area for some official purpose, that a newly installed toilet was always made available for them just in case it...
With less than a year to go, who do you think will be given the honour of bringing the Olympic flag into the stadium. The tradition is that it is brought into the stadium by eight distinguished former...
500 young people arrested and most will be charged, so that's another few hundred that will never be eligible for work due to their now forthcoming police record and will possibly for the rest of...
Apparently, some royals were visiting the local army camp today so we have been treated to a (very, very low) fly past by a Hercules and a Chinook - we were just getting in the car and they flew right...
Wonder if its any good...id love to try it Ingredients For the muslin spice bag ---------------- 4g juniper berries 4g cumin seeds 4g fennel seeds 4g coriander seeds...
i was driving today and the car behind me was so far up my backside it was almost in the drivers seat, when he got the chance he overtook me only to slow down and go no further than in front of me!...
I'm having the meal I love most tonight - new potatoes and cabbage from the garden with grilled smoked bacon. I can't wait. It reminds me of when I was young - the smell of pepper on cabbage takes me...
A barrister friend told me this little gem: A member of her chambers was in court one Monday morning when the judge said, in sombre judicious tones, "I'm afraid that we'll have to adjourn this...
An elderly neighbour (75-ish) went to buy dog food at Sainsburys, West Hendon. She spent about 9 quid. On her way out, a buzzer sounded, and 3 security guards descended on her, demanding to see her...
I was just in Asda's a man was walking around quite happily doing his grocery shopping eating a banana, The banana did not belong to one of those bag thingys that have a set price, So how would they...
Often people say the word diretics when surely the proper word should be di-u-retics. Why do people especially on the shopping channels say jewlerry when the word is jewellery? Whilst I'm on my soap...