In the Laws of Cricket, Law 27 (Appeals) states “8. Withdrawal of an appeal The captain of the fielding side may withdraw an appeal only if he obtains the consent of the umpire within whose...
Some of these are quite clever. Does anyone know any other good ones? PRESBYTERIANS: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYERS, (OR EVEN BETTER - BRITNEY SPEARS) ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange...
When i was a teenager my mates and I were at Headingley when England were playing a test match against India. England took the first 4 wickets for no runs,I believe Fred Trueman took 3 of them. My...
Q. What do you call a Glaswegian wearing a suit, shirt and tie?
A. The Accused.
Q. What do you call a drunk Glaswegian wearing a suit, shirt and tie?
A. The Acquitted....
I was so dissapointed with Torchwood this week. It was a whole hour and next to nothing happened!! They just about made it across the Atlantic. It is trying too hard to please the American audiances....
How do I change my profile? I've tried to change my email address, the registered one is a few years out of date, but the message at the top says I can't do it as my new email and confirmation email...
At the start of this film - when Jason goes into the bank in Zurich - and uses the numbered account - then takes everything - money passports etc in the red back from the dust bin - when then is he...
my daughter is leaving her nursery this week and instead of buying a present i have helped her make something for the teacher to hang on her door handle out of paper mache... what kind of message or...
what silly things annoy you? I just passed a garden and there was loads of tshirts hung on the line...all with one peg in the middle....I felt like going and putting two pegs in them all so they were...
I watched this series when it was first shown and had to read the subtitles throughout as it was spoken in Danish. It was farfetched to say the least but will watch tonight as it is a US version.
i mean they bear little relation to real life, i suppose that's the point, so we don't feel so bad about ours, but come on. Whatserface in Corrie the new bar Manager, that's a load of rubbish anyway,...
Hi guys I am taking my mum (late 70s) and my ex mum-in-law (late 60s) on holiday for a week. We had originally booked Sicily but that has fallen thru as they now say they can't do single travellers...
Government U-Turn of the day, and breaking an election pledge, the Government has decided that the fortnightly collection will stay. http://www.dailymail....tml?ito=feeds-newsxml Before the election...