I've just found out that I am the love child of Stan Boardman and the small fat one from the Rolly Polys. I always felt like the black sheep of my 'fake' family and now I understand why. I'm also...
I'm not really sure if this question should be under TV, Body & Soul or Science, so here goes? I was watching Futurama last night and they have the heads of celebrities past kept 'alive' in special...
This morning I was saying to a colleague that I rarely drink fizzy drinks, but if I do I never drink the diet versions. She made a joke about me having an aversion to dieting (this is very true...
Somebody told me at the weekend that there are certain times of the year when you shouldn't eat oysters. Supposedly this is any month that doesn't have an 'r' in it (May to August). Has anybody else...
I just saw this ad on this website and couldn't believe my eyes. Is it just me or is this the most unsexy underwear you've ever seen in your life? (mind you, could be worse if it was a nice shade of...
I can't stand office gossips. And lo and behold, I am working with a bunch of them! I'm fairly new here so I tend to sit out of most of the discussions (I'm not usually invited into them anyway!) but...
I have just read a letter which came in the post today to the Managing Director of a very large corporate company. It absolutely had me in stitches!! The first paragraph obsessively complimented the...
Who would like to see something hilariously funny? Unfortunately it's a .pdf file but I'm happy to e-mail it to you if you give me your e-mail address. I'm in tears of laughter here!! :'oD
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/15092006/364/church-s laps-chat-show-guest.html Brilliant! Although she's obviously too inexperienced to handle awkward guests in a diplomatic manner, I think he deserved what...
There is a guy who sits near me in the office (facing me) who scores a 7 (or 7 and a half on a good day). He has light brown hair and big blue eyes but unfortunately he doesn't smile very much...
Please please please please please PLEASE could you reinstate Ned Flandersersers' user name? I know he has e-mailed you directly to oblige him but he's had no response as yet. I'm begging you, from...
Following on from Goodsoutlette's thread yesterday about being a UK Size 4, Lala made a very interesting point about being around people who obsess about diets. I usually work for small companies...
Do you ever use film or TV quotes in your day to day life? If often find myself using the following:- "D'oh!" "You're terrible, Muriel" "Ten bucks and my left nut says?" "Now how's about that for a...
1) A car, what car would you be? 2) A meal, what meal would you be? 3) An animal, what animal would you be? 4) An outfit, what outfit would you be? 5) An occupation, what occupation would you be?
In my new office we have quite a bit of male eye candy (male eye candy being a rarity at the best of times!). I therefore find myself admiring the hunks and giving them marks out of 10 (higher scores...
1. OPENING JARS - I'm struggling. This is where he comes to the rescue. 2. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And all his mates cheer him. It doesn't mean he's popular, it just means his mates are pi$$ed....