I have a suitcase that I have not used for years but I cant remember the numbers. Its open and I pushed a thingy on the back of the lock inside the suitcase and all the numbers went to zero, but I...
Oh my GOD ! Where are the keys to that Wagon I was on. Apologies for offending ANYONE! It wasnt meant FOR ANYONE but one or two folk who have offended me of late ! That is...
As some will be aware my children lost their children tragically (in a an accident) just 6 months ago. Its been tough - very tough as we have an impending trial. Today- his dad -my childrens grandad...
When Christians send their kids to Sunday School, they learn Bible stories, say a prayer and sing, "Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam." The muslims certainly know how to spice things up a bit for their...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=532528 &in_page_id=1773 Wouln't Lloyd-Webber's ?5millon have been better spent, sending some OAPs ,or perhaps...
Just before I went to get lunch for us both I asked him to put up my golfing brolley as it is raining in Breezy Blackpool today. I said "would you be so kind as to put it up for me Domenique", he said...
I have noticed throughout my life that it is not ok to call people names if they are overweight but if you just happen to be skinny you can expect to be called all sorts of horrible things. I have...
I don't come on as regularly as I did and only during the day now, I know AB keep sending people to the dungeon and everyone ends up changing their name but I've lost track, I was Hellion - but who...
Has just walked through the door, I can hear him downstairs. QUICK FOLKS, WHAT IS MY COURSE OF ACTION I need answers IMMEDIATELY I have 10 minutes to do this in. Katie. x
I just spent ?3 on two scratchcards. I hardly ever buy them but felt lucky lol I won a grand total of naff all. Whats the most you have ever won on one?