I was talking to my neighbour today, he said, "I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs... ...
I was looking for a good loo cleaner, so I asked a lady at the supermarket, "which is the best stuff for cleaning the loo" she said "ammonia cleaner" I said "sorry I thought you worked... ...
A dying husband is lying in his hospital bed. He looks at his wife and says, "Our seventh child looks very different to the other six. Please be honest with me, does he have a different father to... ...
I'm in the Midlands not near a river so not a wader or shore bird. It's dark and still outside. Three short calls, no pause. Yup yup yup. Repeated after 30 seconds, and again. Not high pitched but... ...
Hey, I'm trying to revamp an area at the back of my garden and my new raised bed keeps getting raided over night, I believe it to be squirrels :/ Will a layer of slate chippings on top of the soil... ...
✈ 🚛 🎈 Just hopping by to wish you "Happy Birthday" ... hope you have an enjoyable day, whatever is planned, with cake and vino. ✈ x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YtpvbknIlM ...
Hi folks 😀 a wee peep in just to say hi... not been on for ages..hope you are all good and behaving ..lol.. life is poodling along, summer, such as it was seems to have gone and the nights are... ...
I have an outside toilet which I have just whitewashed the interior. This was difficult because of the number of insects. How can I get rid of them. All suggestions welcomed with thanks.