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M&s

Marks and Spencer's have taken over Poundstrechers, they are going to open new shops and calling them Strechmarks.
20:16 Mon 26th Sep 20163 answers, last by fiction-factory 13:36 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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Birthday

Bought my wife's birthday present at the weekend, and hid it the oven she'll never find it there.
14:39 Wed 31st Aug 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 15:19 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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Pug

Bought my wife a pug dog , despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly, the dog seems to like her.
09:19 Fri 26th Aug 2016
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Employer

Despite getting A-Level results of A,B,B,A it seems no employer will take a chance on me.
11:47 Sun 21st Aug 20166 answers, last by Pongoparrot 12:53 Sun 21st Aug 2016
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Mality

Mality, Mality,Mality,Mality. Now the formalities are over I'm going....
15:41 Thu 28th Jul 20164 answers, last by frugalfred 16:39 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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Multi Tasking

If women are so good at multi tasking why can't they have sex and a headache at the same time.
19:41 Sun 24th Jul 20166 answers, last by Jackdaw33 19:56 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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Bald Men

A woman came up to me and rubbed my bald head and said "do bald men make good lovers? "I said I don't now I've never had one"...
20:47 Wed 20th Jul 20161 answer, last by cupid04 03:36 Wed 03rd Aug 2016
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Ritz

Took my wife out for dinner last night and I started playing footsie under the table, she said that's the first time she's had toad in the hole at the Ritz.
21:34 Sun 10th Jul 201614 answers, last by Jackdaw33 02:08 Mon 11th Jul 2016
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Poland

I hope Poland get knocked out of the Euros soon my cars filthy.
21:13 Wed 15th Jun 20163 answers, last by ll_billym 22:26 Thu 16th Jun 2016
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Scotsman

Scotsman goes into a pub,normally there is an Englishman, Irishman, and a Welshman in there but there in France cheering their team on.
20:43 Mon 13th Jun 2016
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Wallet

I always keep a photo of my wife and kids in my wallet, it reminds me why there's no money in there....
19:28 Tue 07th Jun 20163 answers, last by paddyk 08:41 Wed 08th Jun 2016
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Trampoline

When I swopped our bed for a Trampoline my wife hit the roof....
21:24 Thu 19th May 201612 answers, last by RATTER15 17:32 Fri 20th May 2016
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Polo

I bought a second-hand car the other day it was in mint condition. It was a Polo
15:47 Mon 25th Apr 201616 answers, last by marval 16:28 Mon 25th Apr 2016
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Chess Pit

If a man jumps into a cess pit is he committing sewerside
10:04 Mon 07th Mar 20168 answers, last by coffeeboy 20:36 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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Milk

A man just threw a pint of milk at me. How dairy....
20:00 Sat 13th Feb 201621 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 12:05 Sun 14th Feb 2016
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Predictive Text

The man who invented predictive text died yesterday. His Funfair is next Monkey....
20:37 Wed 10th Feb 201611 answers, last by cupid04 15:45 Thu 11th Feb 2016
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Christmas

364 days to Christmas and people have got decorations up Unbelievable....
21:23 Sun 27th Dec 20156 answers, last by Canary42 15:40 Mon 28th Dec 2015
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Wife Leaving

My wife said she was leaving me because I think I'm a supermarket cashier, I said do you want a hand packing.
14:36 Fri 09th Oct 20155 answers, last by janbee 05:40 Sat 10th Oct 2015
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Confused.com

What is the tune on the new advert that Brian dances to
21:20 Mon 24th Aug 20159 answers, last by fiction-factory 15:31 Sun 30th Aug 2015

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