A Polish chap went to the opticians,for his first check up,since arriving in England. "I would like you to read the chart on the wall,starting from the top" Said the optician. "Read it...
John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I...
Accept the prize gratefully and then what? Would you keep on doing the same crossword every week or not? What are the odds that your luck would be in on another occasion? Or would you assume that even...
Ok my boyfriend and I have been together 7 months. I got a little jelous one time because he had a ex girlfriend who he claimed to 'hate' still on his facebook friends list so one day we sat and...