A fellow received a mouse for his birthday and he loved it so much that he never parted with it. He took this mouse everywhere, to work, to parties, to the opera... One day, a good friend of his died...
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store decided to install a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. The young lad was most intrigued by this machine, and he...
What's the difference? Can you make it clear to me, what you mean by "permanently suspended" I know Banned means forever! If you suspended someone, does that mean they'er banned, ???????...
If you pull into a carpark with number plate recognition but can't park up because all the spaces are full then you go back later on and park up still within the 3 hour time limit of the parking but...
One wonders what would have happened if it was the judges child that died.
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I dont know how they can sleep at night....
On these pages I asked a question regarding THE ROYAL VARIETY on Thursday Evening a few ABBERS said that they thought the COMEDIANS were Rubbish! ,I would love to hear who you think is the best...
Previously asylum seekers and their children were kept in secure places like Yarlswood. A new ruling out today will allow the children to be taken away from their parents and housed in private...
Graham Allen MP Prof. Peter Atkins Iain Banks Lorraine Barrett AM Professor Colin Blakemore Edward Bond Michael Cashman MEP Nick Cohen Prof. Richard Dawkins Lord Desai Angela Eagle MP Baroness Flather...
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bobbi, i hear 34 of the 35 cards you received were delivered to the wrong address, now be a good girl and return to senders....
That picture of the boy with the moobs getting an autograph made me think - who has the most famous autograph in their possession? Mine is from Peter Kay (bit crap) However, a friend has a framed...
that everyone has a mobile phone? I have just been completing a questionnaire (which I was quite happy to do) but they would not let me go on to the next question until I told them what sort of mobile...
I've been struggling over these for a while. Can anyone help please. 1. It's twin loses direction 2. Rabbits do it openly, sheep do it safely 3. Goose and tree 4. England opener. 5. Car Many thanks...
I am just flicking through Ebay for some pants for my son and have come across this - I near choked on my liquorice allsort...........http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-M ens-Sexy-Stretch-...
Hi, this may be obvious to most people but I am still finding my way around computers, anyway I am running Windows XP and on booting up several programs appear in the "Bottom" task bar which...