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Important Advice

Never give a white cat a cuddle when you are wearing dark clothes. god where's the sellotape?

devilbliss

if you do so look alike the lovely kelly brook, then perhaps you could post a pcture of yourself so we can all marvel at the uncanny resemblance?

sglazier

cricket

Who is Little Ern? Is he the cricket mascot? Is that why they are going to hold him aloft today? It can't be Ernie Wise, he's dead.

buttons

Christmas

Ive just arranged and booked our company christmas night out. Cant beleive its September and ive been sitting all morning doing stuff for christmas. Dont get me wrong i love christmas, but...

ihatenoooman

angry

What angers you more than anything? Who angers you more than anything?

georgit79

What's the biggest porkie pie you've ever told...

and did you get away with it?

chazza

I've just split up with the love of my life on good terms because we were arguing too much. He says he thinks we've done the right thing but he hasn't cancelled our holiday (due to go in a week and a...

pixi

Darkstar

heres the joke i never got round to telling you yesterday. What does a scouser do when his car breaks down?

darkstar

Spice up your life

I've just been out to buy all the spicy food I can find for Eurox on Body&soul

buttons

I have a doppleganger

Ive just been over on F&D and there is a greeney using the name Buttonstoo ive got myself my very own clone!!

Eurox

Spicy food and nipples

Why is it when I eat something spicy, even as much so as a pack of pickled onion monster munch, my nipples become erect. Does it happen to anyone else?

georgit79

Joke for men

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoytogether.I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like...

okeydokey

cpap machine

I was reading about someone who suffered with sleep apnea and used a cpap machine Question. what is it

Slow Ride

Your Latest Lie

Share the lie and the truth with us.

louadams6

Hello?

Is everyone on here in a bad mood today? Loads of bickering, i was quite happy until i saw all the snide remarks and comments on here and now im not so cheerful. Must S.A.D setting in now the dark...

HAnn521

Useless, but Entertaining Factoid of the Day...

I rarely start a pointless thread...but I'm in the mood for one today... Give me your most useless, odd, entertaining FACT! Any topic goes, as long as it's true. I'll start... 1. 40% of McDonald's...

whiffey

Turing Test

There seems occasionally to be doubt about a poster's gender. Is there a single question (or short series) that will establish beyond doubt the sex of an unseen person by his/her responses alone...

bobtheduck

anti irish people on here

why these constant jokes about the irish? i find it insulting no matter when i log on its paddy irishman this and an irishman that it is a form of racism can i remind you

Pee

friendship

lets say you and your X boyfriend/girlfriend wanted to make a go on a good friendship you were together over two years and u both really wanna be good friends do u think its possible....

Absinth

Describe the above CB'er

Hey guys, all you have to do is descibe the user above you, seen as i'm posting and can't describe anyone, I can't demonstate. (Sp?)

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