A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out.
Cryptic clues to types of coverings eg it's applied to one's kisser- lipstick 1. The end when it's this 2 Silly nit cooing 3. With a stabbing weapon, it's intrigue 4. Almost murde5r at the junction 5....
Steve's bookmark fell out of his book and he was unable to remember what page he had got to. He did remember that he had passed page 800 already, and the total of all numbers below the pages the...