At one side of our drive is or rather was a rockery. Over the years I have invested time and money buying plants and keeping it tidy. Last week I came home after being out all day to find we no longer...
Helloo boys & girls & others - Doris here. A bulging postbag this week, so just some brief replies today. Ms Sloop of Humberside : the poop deck is aptly named - always wear your deck shoes. Mr...
I've been away for over a week on an all inclusive holiday courtesy of the wonderful NHS. One minute I was feeling as fit as a fiddle and the next minute I had a raging temperature and felt grim. I...
Hello Everyone - "Dear Doris" is here at last. Got a question that you simply dare not post under your own username? Embarrassing ailment, cookery disaster, motoring mishap, tricky sex-life? Email it...
"Worried of Warwickshire" writes : Some rather rude people have been implying that the size of my motorcycle is in inverse proportion to the size of my manhood - what can I do to disprove this? Doris...
'Do you believe in life after death?' 'Yes, sir,' replied the new employee. 'I thought you would,' said the boss. 'Yesterday after you left to go to your brother's funeral, he stopped by to see you.'