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Grandson Says to Nan

wheres the LSD I left on the table - Nan says ' f..ck the LSD whose getting rid of those green dragons in the kitchen' !
17:59 Fri 09th Oct 20098 answers, last by DEN53 18:56 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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AB Editor

Afternoon/Evening All

Are we well? It is far too dark outside for this time of day - it is just not on! I hope your weekend stretches out in front of you full of wonderful wonderful things! I plan to spend the evening with...
16:02 Fri 09th Oct 200918 answers, last by ummmm 17:24 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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Bobbisox

Can I have a rant please?

Thank you...lol Just why, is Prince Edward wearing the Officers uniform of the Territorial Army? at todays service for the British men and women , who died serving their country in Iraq????? Charles ,...
09:41 Fri 09th Oct 200913 answers, last by DEN53 15:16 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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DEN53

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

I think it was the final episode last night - I am glued to the tv watching it. I am wondering how Teresa is going to keep that marble home clean, obviously she won't be on her hands and knees doing...
16:28 Wed 07th Oct 20092 answers, last by DEN53 09:36 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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slinky.kate

north pole

if a polar bear is standing on the north pole, walks ten miles south, ten miles east, then ten miles north, where is the polar bear?
19:00 Thu 08th Oct 200918 answers, last by tamborine 02:33 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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R1Geezer

Why are the royal mail striking.....

OK they've got some sort of beef with the management but don't they realise if they strike no one will notice? FFS most of my snail mail is junk these days anyway, everyhting else is managed on line....
08:51 Thu 08th Oct 20099 answers, last by Postdog 20:35 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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Bbbananas

"They've Ruined Noddy."

That's what a 21 year old colleague has just come out with at tea break. (We don't talk about the weather or the state of the Euro - boring..) What does she mean - any ideas? Has he been forced to...
09:46 Thu 08th Oct 200941 answers, last by TheEqualizer 11:06 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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charliechan

yoga..does it work..need to relax my nerves

i am very bad with my nerves and also allways anxious and stressed,,have tried every anti depressant under the sun ,my doc gives me sicknotes for anxiety and depression..i want to try yoga..what type...
07:27 Thu 08th Oct 20098 answers, last by charliechan 15:08 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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puma86

Was your first born early or late?

I have been told so many times that first borns are most likely to be born late. After asking a few people and I found that equally alot seem to have arrived early. So thought i'd post and see what...
09:27 Thu 08th Oct 200926 answers, last by daffy654 18:57 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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Bobbisox

a chuckle or two for you all

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love...
16:27 Wed 07th Oct 200914 answers, last by pericat 18:50 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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pericat

First I run out of oil ....

Then my starter switch goes and now my pumps gone - about time to give up the ghost ?
16:55 Wed 07th Oct 200918 answers, last by TheEqualizer 17:48 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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Bbbananas

Sqad - where the bl00dy hell are you....

... I want your opinion and thoughts on prostatic massage. Love, your Little Ever Ready Battery Sally Bananas xxx...
13:37 Wed 07th Oct 200968 answers, last by craft1948 17:58 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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Bbbananas

Variation on a theme....

Another game. 1) We give our christian name initial and others (who genuinely don't know) have a guess what it is. 2) Then you have to give a description of that person beginning with the same...
08:58 Wed 07th Oct 2009171 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:48 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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mrs.chappie

When did you last ....

a) say you're sorry? b) say I love you? c) lose your temper? d) get drunk? or e) You never do any of the above?...
18:49 Tue 06th Oct 200925 answers, last by cazzz1975 20:34 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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jonah hart

I hate facebook !!!!!!!

How come there's no phone number or help line for FB .... I've not been able to get on since Saturday .. Ive emailed them but got no reply :-( makes me wanna scream GRRRRRRR ARHHHHHH ......
14:26 Tue 06th Oct 200921 answers, last by DEN53 18:54 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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tonyav

A recent scientific study,

found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features....
13:22 Tue 06th Oct 20099 answers, last by DEN53 18:14 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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Bobbisox

what do you think about Anton?

Has he over stepped the mark by calling Lailla Rouass what he did? Carole Thatcher was sacked from the One Show for being 'racist' The girl in question is on the front of todays paper,'MY RACE JIBE...
13:33 Tue 06th Oct 200936 answers, last by pericat 22:22 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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Morecowbell

Did anyone know this category even existed?

Well i did'nt, And as i love christmas, let me wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR! Yeah so its a little premature, But hey, Sue me!...
12:52 Sun 04th Oct 20098 answers, last by DEN53 11:37 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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Lakitu

Whiffey's online service

Hello, Whiffey’s funeral service is being held today and his daughters would like an online service to coinside. You are invited to share your own memories of him. The service starts at 12.45...
10:53 Tue 06th Oct 200969 answers, last by anneasquith 01:03 Tue 21st Sep 2010
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brenda

Help for a friend needed badly.

My very best friend of a life-time, has a problem, and I do not know how to help. Basically , after 10 years as a carer for her husband , who has dementia , she has had to put him into a care home...
18:55 Mon 05th Oct 200915 answers, last by tinkerbell23 16:43 Sun 11th Oct 2009

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