Am I the only one who thinks that you should wait until you have lived quite a long time before you write an autobiography? I was just reading a news report about Leona Lewis getting punched when she...
A friend of my 12 year old is having her birthday party at the weekend from 4.30 on sat afternoon till 7.15 on Sunday night. Is it only me who thinks this is a tad over the top?
(well, somewhere in Wales). Watched it last night - yes, this should be in TV but what the hell. What a game old bird. I loved the expressions on her face when seeing all those tattooes, muffin tops...
Have a look on the DIY section at the how to mount a flat screen tv thread, It came up yesterday pm. And boy was asking for the reply that i gave ?. see what you think.
(don't forget I'm 5 hours behind you guys) and it appears that Jack and Jill Frost were out painting the town white overnight. What's all this poppycock about global warming? The normal high for this...
Went to the doctors this morning, and, as always, there were only women's magazines to read. Why are there no mags' for us lesser beings to read? I did once visit the dentist, and, believe it or not,...
I am taking my Mum for a CT Scan this Saturday - it is actually a brain scan as she has dementia. I am just wondering if she will have to have an injection - as I know sometimes you do to show up...
If you could go back and have a chat with an 18 year old you give them some advice, what do you think you would say? What do you think your 18yr old you would say back to you? Mine would tell me to...
I'v only been with my boyfriend a couple months and we have fallen in love, but there is one issue hanging over us, when we very first got together back in the summer, I went out drinking with my best...
Just bought some Sainsburys sausages. There's a picture of Jamie Oliver on the front. On the back it says ' prick with fork '.
Cant argue with that !...
Husband says to his wife; We should wash your knickers in Slim Fast, it might make your fat @rse look thinner. '' Next day putting his pants on, he notices they're covered in powder. Have you put talc...
All of those Blanchisms.... The lady is 75 and has had a terrible fall, she is now in a critical condition we wish her well, Corrie wouldn't be the same without her "Giving an alcaholic and an...