Found this at the back of my computer. If the link doesn't work, try c & p into the address bar. ( I've no Idea what I'm talking about) This is STAND BY ME like you've never heard it! This video was...
Husband and wife... BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even think about it. Wife - Do you love me? Husband - Of course!...
I am just passing this on without comment The Cow, An Ant and An Old Git. A cow, an ant and an old git are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk...
Looking forward to the New Year. Mind you., if the Mayans were right it won't be a problem. ;-0 Apologies for the c&p As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails...
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/98964696/TheGreatestPrankCallEver_WMVV81.wmv
Takes a few seconds to download and to scan. It opens (hopefully) in windows media...
Best I've seen so far. dtc A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;...
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A retired Chief Petty Officer, drunk and with a ragged dirty look, came to apply for the...
I was dead careful this morning and looked at the weights and prices of all the food items that I was buying, and then I saw a book called "The idiots guide to understanding supermarket pricing...
I was dead careful this morning and looked at the weights and prices of all the food items that I was buying, and then I saw a book called "The idiots guide to understanding supermarket pricing...
On a recent trip to the United States , Tony Blair, Ex. Prime Minister of the UK , addressed a major gathering of Native Americans. He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for a Carbon Trading Tax...
My mum has a friend who is going to knit a 'quillow' for mum to give to my sister. The colours are black and gold to match the curtains in my sisters lounge. Mum is told that the yarn? has to be 4ply....