SIX REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS TO WOMEN 1. You can trade in an old 45 for a 22; 2. You can admire a friends gun & he'll let you try it; 3. Your gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo; 4....
This should lower any high blood pressure or anxiety that one may be experiencing... Ray Bethell, a resident of Vancouver, BC is a genius. He is at once, the most famous and the best multiple kite...
My First Condom I recall my first time with a condom. I was 17. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the Chemist. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item...
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course. A grounds keeper shouts, "Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's fool ae coo's broccoli an pish!" The golfer...
Dear Lord, This has been a tough two or three years. You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze. My favourite musician Michael Jackson. My favourite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse. My favourite...
Keep healthy all!! THIS IS NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS Pass to all 55 yrs and older.Cardiovascular Exercise The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This...
THanks for that info, I knew I knew it but couldn't dredge it out of the murky depths Is there a bbc website that contains music listings for progammes? If not, could you please whistle one up. It...
No apologies. I have pasted this so as to share it faster with you. Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, 'We agree it was...
I think I have done it, but I have the answer TUM for 2 across. Is this right? I can find no reference to it, only thatte iron weight on a pile-driver is calld a 'monkey'
Just organizing my music. Thought I wuls share some of his brilliance THE BUS DRIVERS PRAYER Our Father, Who art in Hendon Harrow Road be Thy name Thy Kingston come Thy Wimbledon In Erith as it is in...
Thought I should pass this on The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish...
It's only a joke. It was coming to the end of the day and sat in his near deserted local pub in Liverpool was a scouser. He was having a few beers as usual when a short well dressed and obviously gay...
The pirate comes home after three years marauding on the high seas and says to his wife. You can have the choice between the parrot or the cockatoo. The wife chooses the parrot because, as she told...