mate of mine said I could have it for a runaround. It hasn't run for 5 months so I was charging the battery and my Dad came to help, opened a door to shut it properly whilst the car was locked. The...
Like many others on here I get lots of phishing emails and so-called 'Nigerian Fraud' scam emails, HMRC tax refunds etc, but today I have received an offer from the FBI of a big share of £900...
Myself and my husband are traveling to Vietnam next month and we wondered if it was safe and easy to hire a car to travel around the country to see the sights? Are hire cars readily available and also...
My best mate likes to cook , what's more he likes to mess with food that is perfectly OK and enjoyed by millions of people every day, Do you have a meal that you just have to add something and what is...
Can you tell me how I can add an avatar to my profile? Do you have to have been a member for a period of time before you are allowed to add one? I seem to remember something about this from when I...
in the Deep South, Bubba in his nice shiny pick-up sees a sign on the side of the road which read ALLIGATOR ALS' DINER. 5 mls. LOBSTER TAIL and BEER only $10 .. and he thinks, MAH 3 favoright things,...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment...
Queen Elizabeth And Dolly Parton Die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately,there's only one space left that day, so the Angel...
Thought about this at a party last night where there were obviously lots of couples... Do you still fancy your hubby/wife/mr/mrs/OH/whatever as much as you did before!? Was wondering if you still look...
This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral... A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge...
I was walking down a quiet country lane when beside me in the foliage I heard, "Knock knock". "Who's there?" I said. "Oh thank god! My husband buried me alive here and I've...
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there...
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35;...