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DD and payments happening the same day

My mortgage provider applied for their DD just after midnight, however the money (my salary) that would cover it went in at midday. Unfortunately my bank bounced the DD - despite both tranactions...

shooty

The Last 10 pence.

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.... The...

B00

Da Beast is now 6 months old

http://i39.tinypic.com/duyxx.jpg (that balloon met a grizzly death) http://i41.tinypic.com/344wbnt.jpg (glaring at children going to school)...

Ann

Should have gone to SpecSavers!

Can anyone else see the "face of Jesus" in this plaster? We laughed as it looked like a grinning dinosaur in our paper (only the second close up picture in this online article was printed in...

Jobowo

14a It help shoppers move around in LA in new store. I have Escalator but don't know where the CA comes from. 19a Mad Macho monarch pursues record that momentous E _ O _ _ / _ A _ _ _ _ Many thanks...

anotheoldgit

Yobs with laser pen walk free

http://www.dailymail....-walk-free-court.html How did these two idiots escape a custodial sentence? But perhaps it is not surprising when the silly magistrate came up with the following analogy. ///...

spotit3

Morning!

Morning All! Plenty of rain here during the night but brightening up nicely now. Heading out to a committee meeting as we are trying to organise some sort of a Queen's Jubilee celebration for our...

dickythecook

Got an e-mail from

Bid TV.. The suject line read..... Fantastic Watch Deals on Timeless Brands I shan't be buying any of that useless tat!...

dickythecook

Been for an interview

for a job in the kitchen of the new Miller and Carter. I have got my hopes up. I just need to be back at work after being laid up for 9 months. If everybody can cross their fingers or something like,...

Traceee

Very aggressive flock of owls

Are there any owl experts here as we have a problem which has been happening over the last two weeks. My daughter came running screaming into our bedroom saying that she heard a loud noise and seen a...

bellazella

Men Going To Strip Clubs

Does it bother you

dickythecook

Pitcherwits Today

Stuck on 6d. Evacuations out east somehow empty out in old italy 2,5 I? ?A??o Thick as a brick today! TIA...

linnikins

Can anyone help please

Does anyone know what the Bonus cash amount in the Daily Mail today , Thanks in anticipation

grannydi

MM Links March 2012 Week 2

Good Morning Linkers wherever you are, this is Princess Diana continuing my theme from Gran Canaria although we are now back in the much cooler NE. The geography of this volcanic island varies...

Jemisa

Codes for the more mature...

The kids have all their little SMS codes, like BFF, What The Funicular, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ATD - At the Doctor's...

sith123

what made you visit answerbank?

just want to know why you started contributing

seekeerz

The KM Links Game - March week 2

Good morning all - lovely sunny day here, with just a hint of smokiness in the air - Autumn is with us and don't I just love it !!! A great result last week for a lot of the players, can we do a...

bellazella