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theonlyone

Why not call CB ..

Lego ...no-know.... knobby ..site at night very sad as it used to good fun but no more ..tia

Phuckeruppa

David Beckham at a management seminar says:

"I like them cos they make my breath fresh" There's stunned silence then someone shouts: "Tactics you thick tw at!!!"

leggymessiah

im off to get some hot n spicy chicken wings and some hot chicken strips to go with my cheese pasta salad yes along with a nice bottle of white vino plonko all that and a dr who special enjoy it here...

wendilla

To leggymessiah

Please pay attention to your own spelling before you start telling me about mine in Joy11's thread. Nearly every thread you write in is misspelt . i nam which I presume is supposed to be I am sounds...

joggerjayne

aww, poo poo poo !

Poo, b*gger, bollokcs Sodd!ing football.

Sgt.Rack

Man-boobs....... Please help

Hello can someone help me please , I have developed rather large man-boobs. is there any way of reducing the size of .. mam-ma & pap-pa (yes my cruel mates have named them) i used to be in the army...

rachie23

dry eyes

I had an eye infection quite some time ago and ever since my eyes get really dry in the evening. Also I cant see properly during the day and I wake up with my eyes just being disgustingly shut in the...

SLINKYKATE

if i go to the shops today

i.m gonna buy salad stuff

Tolbert

soft skin

what is the best reasonably cheap way to develop really soft skin? - Anybody

curvybird

What's ya top 5 fave breeds of dog ?

Mines Jack Russell, German Shepherd, Border collie, Staffy and Shiba Inu. In case you were wondering :o)

stewey

I was just looking out my window

..and came up with this weird question. Who of you, on a clear day, can see the horizon from where you live? I mean an actual, clearly delineated horizon: not just a vague disappearance of visibility....

McMouse

Nice Work If You Can Get It

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The...

leggymessiah

Shops open........................

COme one come all. Wheres joy? And not forgtting any of the bingo wings and cabbage head squad. So whats crackalackin and whos talking my crackalackin kinda talk ???

SLINKYKATE

shapes

come in all shapes and sizes,what shape are you in?

cab

Im here, where are you ?

Puter fixed this morning thank God, well John sorted it actually.

curvybird

Wot's ya top 5 fave breeds of dog ?

Mines Jack Russell, German Shepherd, Border Collie, Staffy and Shiba Inu. In case u were wondering :o) Thanks again Paddy, mmwaah !

Sgt.Rack

Hi I'm new on here

Hello everyone how are you today?

Joy11

closed shop!

Now I know I will no doubt get slated for this but so what! I joined here late February and have taken in part in various posts, been criticised by plenty but that's ok! that's called debating an...

MWB

Who has got

a cat on their knee right now?

Sgt.Rock

new zealanders

Aren't they just inferior and uglier versions of Aussies?

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