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felt like an Everton fan ...

then for a sec. Tru Blood went off the screen with 20 seconds to go at a crucial bit lol

Teacher, Miss Peri, can I come out of the cupboard NOW?

It is got cold in here and you went home with the key!! I'm telling my Ma on you Miss! & rikins & me want a fag! Not getting share of my bubbly now! - Well might have only OH was a silly boy!!...

albaqwerty

ok dixie

what happened with the DH of an OH? :D

janzman

Is it me or.....

is Chatterbank almost idiot free at the moment....

Bobbisox

Jokes should be banned from here

And so should the people who post them, I'M fed up, everytime I come on, some halfwit who thinks they are funny, spoils my day and posts what they call a chuckle!!! I think the Spare Ed should give...

mrs.chappie

Which is worse for you, calorie-wise?

A 150g packet of crisps, or a 250g tub of olives with feta cheese? Ta chums. xxx...

Charisse2

If you could ask Anyone any question, what would it be?

Hubby is going to ask me 'something' at half time. Chelsea game....

thelewisgang

Security Marker Pen....where can I buy one?

I need to buy a security marker pen, the type you can mark china/porcelain with that is visible with a UV light. I know I can buy these online or from Maplin's but I need one quite quickly & do...

fruitsalad

all in one shampoo and conditioner

can anyone recommend a good one tia

SIRandyraven

Top tip

Been a customer of British Gas for the last 21 years. Always had a 3 star plus service plan and now includes all plumbing cover. Pay £300 per year for this cover. First time I called them out in...

kevfire

pips joke

should be a good do in heaven keith floyd's doing the food, patrick swayze's organising the dancing, stephen gateley's doing the singing and michael jackson is looking after the kids...

karma22

If someone offered to make you a cup of tea..

..then said come help me make it - what would you say?

samuelcat

anyone any good at maths?

Sorry if this is in the wrong place but I didnt know where else to post it. I bought a piece of chamois leather from e bay. It was advertised as being 4.25 square feet. The piece I received is...

pips1

Bad taste jokes

I am SO fed up of bad taste jokes, texts and e-mails about people who have died. Who makes them all up? Have they no respect? I've just received one now and it was terrible - how can that be funny?

Steve.5

have a go at this smart a----

1 Mary Poppins was a nanny to which family 2 Film Life of Brian, Brian`s surname 3 Which character does John Le Mesurier play in Dads Army Sgt 4 Fem plays Damien`s mother in The Omen 06 5 Who won Pot...

Steve.5

I cant believe my luck

Is there anybody else out there who is as jammy as me? http://www.freelotto....e&affiliateid=CD13367...

pericat

Role call

In alphabetical order please ......

joggerjayne

Katie Price book signing today

Today at Selfridges 1.30 - 2.30pm http://www.selfridges...D=14140&artname=Katie Price Book Signing I can't get there. Can anyone go along and get me a signed copy? "To Jayne, Love from Katie...

AB Editor

Morning

Morning all, I hope you have a wonderful day stretched out in front of you! We will, hopefully, be putting up some new articles today. Hopefully some of them will be worth looking at! You may even...

tonyav

Morning chuckle 3.

A 90 year old man goes to the chemist and asks for six viagra tablets. '' Can you break them into quarters for me ?'' he inquires. The chemist tells him that he won't get an erection with a quarter of...

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