Three friends married women from different parts of the world. The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the...
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,...
A Scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'. The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing'. We've just got one in...
A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the welfare officer. "Ten" replies the Liverpool girl, "Ten?" says the welfare worker. "What are...
Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little...
A tricky one this. I have just moved into a house that has an old Stoves CP10 Cooker Hood over the hob. It works fine, but the carbon filters need replacing.Part numbers 15345 37. I don't want to...
This is an odd one. If you put my postcode into the automatic devices companies have, it shows three properties. All well and good, but ! there are four properties . I live in a semi, but the...
I have broken off, and lost the washer jet from the L/H Headlamp from my Honda CRV 2006.The black stick up type.
Is it possible to buy a new one and fit it myself ?...