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I have had 2 e-mails about my submissions. The singing babies doing the queen song , and the wobbly bare bum. What is the world coming to. Nice countryside piccies in future. Might try photobucket.
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R1Geezer
Why is this peice of talentless excressence being allowed back on air? I can't believe the BBC cannot come up with a replacement. At least the other tw&t did the decent thing and fired himself.
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tonyav
what does a scouse girl use as protection during sex ? a bus shelter. what do you call a 30 year old scouse girl ? granny. what do you call a scouse girl in a white track suit ? the bride. whats the...
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tonyav
was tryingto get into the uk legally. the officer said '' you have to pass a test to enter and have to make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green. raj replied '' de telephone goes ' green...
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tonyav
my epileptic mate a stobe light for christmas. he'll have a f@cking fit when he see's it.
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danchip
i bought my wife a silver plated locket off ebay, when it arrived it wasn't a silver plated locket it was a real silver antique one and i've had it checked by a local dealer and he says its worth...
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Bbbananas
Having had hardly any problems with e-bay before, I bought a bronze/copper/marble sculpture of a yacht for the BF off e-bay. Duly paid by PayPal to some bloke in Canada who certainly seemed genuine -...
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deedee24
Everything i try to play no sound comes out, i have the volume on the highest and checked the sound file and it said it was stored and working correctly but yet still no sound on anything cd,...
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flip_flop
......next month Jonathan Ross will be back on our screens and on our airwaves following his absurd supsension. I can't wait. The only reason for listening to the radio equivalent of beige was JR on...
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imaledge
Check out this train doing 570km/hour. Check it out at 1 minute 24 secs.....amazing!! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VgWK8nz44Es
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cab
Whats your best cure, I think the best thing is a good fry up if you can face it?
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ladybird49
I changed from internet explorer to mozilla firefox but when i click on links on peoples questions on here i cant go back onto chatterbank, a msg comes up to either close or delete and then i loose...
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docspock
Just noticed I have gone grey overnight. The drinks are on me, or is that in me.
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ChuffingHell
Guys, I have a work christmas dinner tonight which is being held at a restaurant. There will be 12 people. I need a couple of light hearted, clean humoured and easy to explain table party games....
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puddicat
I have several,like bacon frying,or that lovely smell on a baby after its bath and dusted with baby powder,and bread baking in the oven!!!
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bensmum
How is everyone this dark, deep December Thursday. Doesn't seem possible that this time next week it'll be Christmas Day. Have a lovely day everyone and I hope those with these bugs that are doing the...
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docspock
I have never seen a dog, cat, cow, sheep or horse going to church on it's own. Where does that fit in with "All creatures great and small"
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SurreyGuy
As I'm now too old to remember when I myself stopped, is there a "rule of thumb" for what age kids are when they stop believing in a) Santa Claus? b) the Christmas Fairy (who puts the tree up)? c) the...
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whiskeysheri
Hey, guys! I've managed to avoid all the illnesses and diseases I've been surrounded by in the last few weeks... until now. I can feel a cold coming on and I desperately need to get rid of it before...
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pickle-i-po
My Norton 360 subscription is due to run out soon. Renewal via Symantec is ?54.99. I have seen brand new sealed discs on ebay for ?31. Which should i got with??

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