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Who was it said,' Wizz all diss fiddlink und messink about I sink I will get myself a nunnery to going wizz.'
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In a quiet corner of out village is a little sign that says St. Catherine's Well. Did anyone know that she'd been ill?
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I heard a tune on radio yesterday and thought how nice it was. Unfortunately its title was not given out. It went... Lalalala..la..la..lala......laa..laa..laa.laa...lalalalala..la..la laaaa. Perhaps...
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I am really seeking help on behalf of Mavis Clackette. The Over Eighties Nudist Formation Leapfrog Team of the Holmfirth Darby and Joan Club are giving a demonstration next week in Huddersfield (in...
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This is NOT a question, it is a WARNING. I have just had , for the third time, an e-mail purporting to be a warning from Microsoft and containing a Security Update attachment. The previous two times I...
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If it takes a man and a half a week and a half to work a fortnight, how many bags of flour will it take, and will the paint be dry enough to use it afterwards?
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When I try to go online (either O.E. or IE6) about 60 percent of the time I get all the usual dial tones and handshake followed by finding my user name and password, followed in turn by an apparent...
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If I were to set off now how far is it to London?
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When I try to go online (either O.E. or IE6) about 60 percent of the time I get all the usual dial tones and handshake followed by finding my user name and password, followed in turn by an apparent...
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Is it true that there is enough goodness in spinach for a family of four?
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Chip pan Recently whilst cleaning out the sediment from the bottom of the chip pan (electric of course) I found a rubber glove that we had lost about eighteen months ago. The problem that faces me now...
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It has just been announced that the pope has been praying to God (who else would he pray to?) for rain. Now if God can control the weather, and does so , why should he do what the pope wants rather...
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I have been going to buy a good Morphy Richards for years but have never really known what size would suit me best. Can anyone help, please. Also what should I expect to pay for a good one?
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I was eating a pork pie at the bus stop when a woman walked past with a poodle. The dog stopped, cocked its leg up and peed down my leg whilst staring up at my pork pie. I said to the woman 'I think...
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Recently whilst cleaning out the sediment from the bottom of the chip pan (electric of course) I found a rubber glove that we had lost about eighteen months ago. Do you think that it might of effected...
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Who was it said ' Free speech is only as free as that silly little self opinionated prat will allow?'

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