As Miss R is stuck in the dungeon ~ and I can't afford the ransom..... I've decided to leave her there. I'm the 'new', younger, thinner, prettier version, ha, ha! Have sent friendship requests to all...
I emailed the local radio station my telephone number today and the presenter called me up on the air.As im sure you will know i was very well behaved as it was going out live.We chatted a little then...
........Happy New Year everyone. I hope you all enjoy seeing the old one out and the new one in tonight and stay safe. Im staying in tonight and having a quiet one which definately suits me just fine...
Anyone watching bbc1 just now?Katie tunstall is a bit of totty in those purple pvc troosers.Yummy yummy yum yum.Took that long its newton faulkner now.This is a brilliant programme.Some quality...
A few months ago I pulled my big toenail off on my left foot (Barney) But it still looks the same now as it did just after I did it. So I was wondering, do toenails grow back?
H went down the road to get an Indian and a bottle of wine.Said to the woman in Threshers -quiet tonight -she said not next door (chippy) - Billy Connellys there.So H went in had a wee blether with...
Its on BBC2 just now-by accident I can assure you ! However my cat who only sleeps and eats jumped up and looked behind the tele -he got into his 'killer ' position and is now totally transfixed and...
Well AB'ers when i come on this site i lmao then i pmsl then i smdiak and i usually end up tyatfo, lol! What has happened to the Queens English? It is driving me up the wall if one more says lol to...
The rain is certainly falling on the plain in Spain just now but hey who cares. Just so I can catch most of you -all have a brill Christmas and most importantly a Happy Healthy New Year. Have a great...
i am i am in a bit of state just dont know wat to do with myself now got a stauker dont know wat to do as it is doing my head in need to get rid without hurting it can you lot help me plese also leg...
i cant see anything and im typing this from memory of the keyboard. its all dark and im having to feel around. it came on suddenly . anyone got any ideas whats wrong with me? i tried calling the...
Well we seem to have a 21fst centuary (oh shiet whiffy is gonna crusifiy me now) are you all owt or sumffing hope you have bought loads of christmas prezzies fer me. Can you please tell me what I am...