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Captions please: http://i60.tinypic.com/5lyr8m.jpg To open, "Mrs Cameron, can I have an Alaskan Bombe please?"...
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Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex. Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, "Do you have a condom?" Donald says, "No." Minnie tells Donald that...
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Does she get a free Club Class ticket from Turnhoose to Heathrow?
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No fun topics on here that offer some lightness to the weekend....where has everyone who offered such play gone. A quick search of CB tonight, no disrespect to those have posted since 5pm, shows that...
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for corruption by the Swiss, extradition to the States as the FBI has been investigating. six arrested and apparently up to 10 to be charged/ How sweet, right before the election. Are we surprised?...
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What a fabulous century - 85 balls.......keep it going Ben! Fastest century at Lords 359-4 for England, Cooky with a century and not out too....
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slowly but surely, good news though, however a long way to go http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/579442/Michael-Schumacher-health-latest-making-progress-skiing-accident...
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How do I increase the magnification of the page as the text etc is very small at the moment? Thanks........
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Hi - I have managed to get a screen with 3 pages on view at once - how do I get it back to just one page? Thanks, dumb me!...
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The old pc is defunct - the disc reader down and then the wifi went. New Asus - Windows on old card (7) - 2 problems 1. Cursor seems to bounce around, going backwards ever so often 2. Open Word files...
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Am I being daft as a bush, more than likely.....? Google search system, Windows Op (7).......I stick the disc into the E drive and then get a message, "Please Insert a Disc into Drive E"....... Thanks...
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for dinner, not wash the hands after chopping them up and ten minutes later go to the loo.....my whatsit now feels if it is on fire! Any remedies? Any similar stories?...
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If he doesn't comply with an Australian court order and get them out of the country - BBC News @1 BF Deal, so what? this is not news and a prime example of the BBC dumbing down its 1 o'clock...
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Theologian in market for lumber 6 -a-d-e and why - my foggy thinking being possible raddle out of alder...
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Captions please - as it's a tad tedious here tonight. http://i100.independent.co.uk/image/14901-w2e89w.jpg "Nicola Sturgeon has already got you marked as the first President of the Republic of...
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5d balls delivered by popular footballer acquired by saints 10 letter i-s-e-t-r- should be 'inspectors' in my book but then I thought 15a t's still not being fired at was 'moving target' 6-6 the t/g...
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There this pm for the mater to be wired up for a 24 hour cardiac screen. In the department waiting room, I saw this on the notice board, "In-patient Pick-Up Area." errrr, yesss....? Any other crackers...
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Last one - 27a I agree to pick up Judge Is it Hear Hear.....what's the parse on it? and 20d is that genius (just to confirm) - Foremost of infants in group; a prodigy...
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Last Thursday, my mater had a collapse in the pub - possibly triggered from an arrhythmic heart dropping her blood pressure. I wrote about this on another thread. She's moaning about a sore spot on...
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Hi, glass of wine desperately needed and to hand now! Being a lovely day, took the mater and went into Trurra and did her banking, shopping and then on to a lovely pub over the water just south of the...

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